The mercenaries are all weeb nerds who hashtag and text in a chat room ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Natsu. You failed. You failed horribly. Your cat son is dead. Your team is dead. Your family is dead. Your father, friends, everyone. Is. Dead. You failed. You weren't strong enough. You were weak. But no more. I will not stand by idly while you perish. I refuse. So, while you wallow in your pity, crying over your powerlessness, I will do this one thing for you. I will allow you to grow more powerful, powerful enough to kill me. Powerful enough to save those you love. To shatter fate itself. (I know this is something that's done a lot for FairyTail. Do I care? Not particularly. This is MY take on this.)