"I'm not watching your gay cat." "Lucas, I swear." ~~~ copyright lukeisgirly_muke Cover @ smilirose

Michael hates Calum. Calum hates Michael. Then they get stuck in a broken down elevator and are forced to tolerate each other. cover by me

[COMPLETED] "Code red! Code fucking red!" "Okay, if my notes are correct, code red means really, really hot boy that Michael wants to either blow or fuck." When the fiery Michael Clifford bumps into the school nerd, Calum Hood, things get rather interesting. Basically put, Michael really wants to ruin Calum. Malum AU. Mature.

"i really like your hair" "i really like your skirt, beautiful"

wouldn't you pretend to drown to get the cute lifeguard, too?

Where Luke and Ashton attempt to convince Michael everyday that somebody likes him, and the least person he would expect it to be is Calum. - Based off of 5SOS's "I've got this friend"

In which Michael is sad and Calum talks to him via sheets of paper against his living room window. ©All rights reserved 2015

calumclifford: hey bae calumclifford: whY THE FUCK AREN'T MY MESSAGES SENDING calumclifford: FUCK U @ TWITTER or where michael is in a huge band and calum only wants to get his attention so he slid into his dms. (DISCLAIMER: i'm now 20 years old (as of 2022) and i wrote this when i was 15. it's bad and the ending is very abrupt so i'm very sorry! i'm leaving it up because people like you keep reading <3)

"So Soccer Player, you think you'll get it easy? Babe, you've got another thing coming for you." "You just called me babe." "... I take that back." Game Designer!Michael FIFA Star!Calum //All credit for this idea goes to @lukeftlemonade//

"Hi" "Do I know you?" "No" "Then why are you messaging me?" "Can we fuck?" "Sure" ****** You know what serious is? This book is the opposite.