"so im kim taehyung, one of the employees in this crappy grocery store. this job pays but everyone here is so stupid and annoying. you know the ones that came here before me? yeah i hate them all, their all a bunch of shitty fucktar- i mean great employees to be around with. they are all so caring about each other and so friendly! i hope you all come by often!" taehyung faked and ended with a bright boxy smile. as soon as namjoon tapped the door when he heard taehyung talking smack. - a bts crackfic where the bangtan boys work in a grocery store. slow updates. 1 in #joke (other achievements/ranks not listed,) © 2018 min (-FLAWEDMINS) All Rights Reserved

in which a girl who takes care of her seven precious talking plants every day. highest : #92 in humor omg

In which Jimin starts a group chat with a bunch of people he knows, hoping for them all to become good friends despite several of them being confused and unwilling. [aka Jimin becomes the reason for his friends finding the love of their lives, and himself, too.] (yoonmin, taekook, namjin, and yugseok [[yugyeom and hoseok]] cuz hobi being the only single one makes me sAD.) Completed. :) highest rankings #1 - bts #1 - yoonmin #1 - taekook #1 - namjin #1 - jungkook ???mY GuY iM sHOoK,,

jeon jungkook is a lonely boy on summer break. on a boring night he decided to download a texting app that would turn his life around for the best. WARNING may contain: -rlly bad ᶜʳᶦⁿᵍʸ writing -smut some where maybe -bad language -offensive humour (?) -commitment issues from the author -authors awkwardness is denfinitely shown through their writing so i ᵃᵖᵒˡᵒᵍᶦᶻᵉ -violence [ thank u for 10k reads!!! wooh!!! ] *04-05-19 [ thANK U FOR 20K READS !!!! WOOH!!!! ] 12-06-19 [THANK U FOR 50K READS OMGGGGG !!!!!]