Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P

28-year-old girl Sydney Thompson lives in California. In the most odd way possible, she meets Aaron Bruno, the lead singer of one of her best friend's favorite bands called Awolnation. Having never heard of him or the band, she becomes friends with and eventually falls for him. They begin dating and are very happy together, but the question still remains: Will Aaron reveal his true identity, or will it remain a secret in order to keep their relationship from changing?

Kristy has faced a terrible time of her husband's death. She begins to listen to a band known as "AWOLNATION". She researches them as She begins to realize that their songs connect with her. She decides to buy tickets to a concert in which you could sing after performances. Unexpectedly her all time crush, Aaron Bruno, has performed and has enjoyed her music. He later becomes friends with her and they make tracks together. Their popularity grows bigger and bigger. The bills get paid and little Johnny now has a wonderful daddy. One Direction, Justin Bieber, and Justin Timber Timberlake may be richer, more popular, and happy but not as happy as the two love birds, Kristy and Aaron Bruno.

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"It's much harder to stay hidden from the Dark Lord when you're in love with a Death Eater." Evelyn Hawkings' parents were well-known Death Eaters, but they died when the Dark Lord fell and Eve was only an infant. Now fifteen years have passed and Voldemort is back, and Eve has changed her last name to stay hidden from him. She lives a quiet life, staying out of trouble and avoiding the life of a Death Eater...but everything changes when she meets Draco Malfoy. He's the bad boy, the guy everyone avoids if they know what's good for them. But what happens when the bad boy meets someone completely different? What happens when Draco Malfoy, against all odds, falls head over heels for one girl? Which will come first, the girl he loves...or his reputation as a Death Eater? What will he do when he finds the bird that can finally set him free? A Draco Malfoy love story.