It all began when he recieved an unknown text saying: hello fellow human being

ʜɪ ɢᴜʏs! ɪ'ᴍ ᴋɪᴍ ʜᴇᴇʏᴏᴜɴɢ, ʙᴛs 8ᴛʜ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴍᴀɪɴ ʀᴀᴘᴘᴇʀ, ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴠᴏᴄᴀʟ, ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴠɪsᴜᴀʟ, ɪ ᴀʟsᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴋɪᴍ ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ ᴡʜᴏ's ᴀʟsᴏ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ɪɴ ʙᴛs, ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ! _______ Includes: ↱Fluff ↱ɑngst ↱Smut ↱Mɑny more!

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Kung makasabot ka ug Bisaya, Basaha ni. Pero kung dili? Ikaw na bahala musabot. Okay?

Wow, look at this! Don't you hate it when your title is equivalent to your description? Because I do too. It's slightly unprofessional, just like all the other things I rant about in this book... -- PLEASE NOTE: (as of 2019) I was much younger when I wrote this book, and much of what I said isn't as well considered or said exactly how I would go about it now, and I might not even agree with it all. Though there is immaturity within these chapters, people do seem to enjoy it, so I will leave it up. Thank you for understanding and allowing my younger self to voice her thoughts.

I don't OWN the other chapters here. Credits to the owners.

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Anime jokes and pics!!! Read all u want!!! Oh and also some non-anime stuff... Includes funny videos and pics! Enjoy!! XD

Greetings everyone! This is my first Anime One-shots~ In this book, various animes come together to bring you pure bliss, happiness, and a temporary world you can escape to. Thanks for reading!