come along, as we will tell the tale of a very big phallus-

Norway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pretty much it. Includes: × A shit-load of references × Songs! Lots of songs! × Cringe! Lots of cringe! × Road trips. Many, many road trips × Ikea × Romance- Well.......not really × Sweden talking with his mouth full × Lots of unfortunate things.... × And much more!! Sequel: Norway's Diary (on my profile) Other Stories Related to This: Midnight Chats (chat fic) (also on my profile)

The Nordics set off on an epic quest to discover the true meaning of life [This story contains pure crack, disgusting things, bad words and much more]