my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

[COMPLETE] Dan sends anonymous texts to his bully, Phil. Bad decisions lead to unrefined, sloppy, disgusting love. warnings; -panic attacks -hurt/comfort -self harm -eating disorder

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

Dan is a powerful slytherin with a knack for taming beasts while Phil is an uncoordinated hufflepuff with a knack for herbology. but when trouble starts arising in hogwarts and Phil's home, and a darkness looms over their world, Dan soon finds himself faced with an impossible choice.

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

"i'm counting down the days to go." or in which a boy who is waiting for his life to be over may be losing to cancer, but he also saved his best friend's life and, in return, won his heart.

Daniel Howell is twitchy, energetic and slightly hyperactive. Phil Lester is more slow, rhythmic yet intriguing. Although they share a flat, they know next to nothing about each other - well, except they can't stand to live together. Convinced the other is up to something, they begin to investigate, unaware that they're both hiding the same thing. // collab w @foreverhome-

**mentions of depression, anxiety, self harm, suicide, and swearing**

*text fic* **mentions of depression, anxiety, suicide, and swearing** Also the majority of this is text, so I'm not going to worry about spelling or grammar errors