super unedited! i wrote this when i was so so young, and i hope to one day have the energy to go back and fix all my mistakes. (just because i'm now a communications major and it bothers me)

I do most everything you will ask me to do! Except smut! Smut free zone!

→ ＳＵＰＥＲＮＡＴＵＲＡＬ ← → ＯＮＥーＳＨＯＴＳ ← A L S O C O N T A I N S P R E F E R E N C E S Leave any suggestions you may have in my inbox. You can also comment, I might get to you faster. This book is strictly you x character. If requested, I will do a character x character chapter. i.e. Destiel or Sabriel. ∽ＧＵＩＤＥＬＩＮＥＳ∽ y/n = your name y/nn = your nickname y/hc = your hair colour y/fc = your favourite colour y/ln = your last name (Some of these are not used. I will mostly use nicknames given by characters or just the word "you") ♪ Happy readings! ♪

Because there was WAY too much natural chemistry between Miranda Otto and Viggo Mortensen.

Aragorns had a bad day. Gandalf tells the elf Legolas to wake him up and then..the elf wakes him in a rude way. Aragorn tells Boromir hes Es-tel.

Son of Sauron... With a twist! Just a little one- shot thing for Legolas and Anodien... Legolas embarrasses the living daylights out of Anodien while she has something else up her sleeves... Merry Christmas 2013!! Happy 2014!!! Remember, only you can start forest fires. Note to readers- To prevent spoilers, read the original Son of Sauron first!

Epic Rap Battles of Middle-earth --- Based on "Epic Rap Battles of History" by Nice Peter/Epiclloyd on Youtube --- *Closed to requests*

Largely based on one of Shakespeare's works (Can you guess? Because it's kind of blatant). When love meets tragedy and deception, then pain is all that results. Through arguments and grief, maybe there is a happy ending in store. Of course, not after there is much ado about nothing. ..... This took me fourteen hours to write, so you know that I love you for this. I may also fail my senior year because of it. (Update: I actually failed my senior year because of this) Rated PG-13 for language and mention of occasional sexual themes. (Shakespeare's idea, not mine.) Then again, if you're on Wattpad, you need to be 13. New cover by @TheRussetNightingale

Have you ever gotten tired of everyone labeling everyone, because of the way they look, or how they dress, or what their nationalities are? This book is about why they're wrong. Or rather, a rant book about stereotypes. The creator of this amazing cover is Shadowspinner!!