This book is a compilation of 1000 quotes that I have found to be funny, inspirational and entertaining. Please be warned that this does contain spoilers for some books and movies, however, warnings will be given beforehand. Also note that some quotes may be deemed as 'inappropriate' by some people, but there are very few. Be warned that I am currently going through and reworking the structure of the quotes. Make sure that you have as much joy reading the book as I have had making it. If it makes you laugh, please hit the VOTE button and let me know, as I am considering making a second book. Thank you so much for 50k views and 2.5k votes!! _randomperson4463_ 😀

[COMICS OUT NOW!] What's worse than going to school? Going to school for knights in another world! After accidentally witnessing a woman killing a demon in the streets of Boston, Valeriana is kidnapped and forced to enroll in the magical Celeste Academy. It would've been great if she fit right in, but while everyone's calling upon fireballs and tornadoes, she's stuck being the only human in class! Surely demons can wait from destroying the world until she gets her life together, right? |Wattpad version is complete, but is otherwise an old draft. For the revised and edited one, please go to mylovelywtiter.co|

I am currently rewriting this, but feel free to give this draft a read :D Shadow's world is turned upside down when she found out her grandmother died. Her grandmother was like her second parent, a replacement for her dad who died before she was born. But then, on one fateful day, Shadow brings home a mirror and a storybook home from her grandmother's house, after she found a hidden note telling her to take it. After her grandmother's funeral, Shadow trips and falls into the mirror, taking her best friend, Alex, along with her. Now they find themselves in a new universe called Euphoria, in a kingdom known as Abesa. Shadow and Alex find they are apart of an old legend of Abesa and that they were destined to come there and save it from swirling into the darkness. Nothing will ever be the same.

Lily is always moving house. She had been since she was six, and her parents split her, her Mum marrying a TV chef called Harriet. Lily hasn't seen her twin, Lucy, or her father for years. Everything is as normal as it ever is around her - until she moves for the last time and finds a forest in the Cupboard under her sink. The forest, or Cupboard Narnia as Lily calls it, is the perfect place for getting her memories back - memories she blocked out after her parents' split. When Lily's father, hateful stepmother and twin come to stay, can Lily forget the Cupboard and piece her life back together? Or will she become so addicted that it slowly consumes her?

What happens if Rose is fast enough and is able to shield Dimitri from the attack in the caves? What if it means she was taken instead? This is the entire fourth book with a twist... ~xXx~ Alright, so a while ago, I discovered that someone had taken my story (which I had originally posted on FanFiction) and had posted it here. The story was taken off, but after a lot of contemplation, I decided to post it once again on Wattpad so that people could finish the story. Enjoy!

THE POWERFUL BLEND OF HUMAN AND VAMPIRE BLOOD THAT FLOWS THROUGH DIMITRI BELIKOV MAKES HIM A DHAMPIR. HE IS DEDICATED TO A DANGEROUS LIFE OF PROTECTING THE MOROI FROM THE STRIGOI. Now Dimitri has his eyes on someone else, who distracts him from his ongoing struggles with Rose. When a nearby Strigoi attack puts St. Vladimir's on high alert, the Academy moves its students away on a mandatory holiday ski trip. All goes well until three students run away to strike back against the deadly Strigoi. Soon Dimitri will discover that's not all he'll have to worry about when Rose goes missing. Follow Dimitri in this tragic story Frostbite (the second book to Vampire Academy) written by the original author Richelle Mead.

The powerful blend of human and vampire blood flows through Dimitri Belikov, making him a Dhampir. Dimitri is dedicated to a dangerous life of protecting Moroi from the Strigoi. Nothing stopped Dimitri from committing to a hard life of killing and facing death. Until he meets Rose Hathaway. A dhampir like himself, he is bound to teach her the ways of their kind. As their friendship grows Dimitri finds himself falling for her. Not only is it morally wrong but it scares him. As he battles his love life he soon discovers that facing death isn't the only thing he'll have to worry about. Follow Dimitri and his ongoing struggles throughout the first book of Vampire Academy by the original author Richelle Mead.

THE POWERFUL BLEND OF HUMAN AND VAMPIRE BLOOD THAT FLOWS THROUGH DIMITRI BELIKOV MAKES HIM A DHAMPIR. HE IS DEDICATED TO A DANGEROUS LIFE OF PROTECTING THE MOROI FROM THE STRIGOI. Dimitri knows it's forbidden to love another guardian. Lissa--the Dragomir princess--always comes first. Unfortunately when it comes to gorgeous Rose Hathaway, some rules are meant to be broken. Then a darkness begins to grow in Rose, concerning Dimitri. Something strange is going on in St. Vladimir's, and Dimitri must find out before it's too late. He will have to choose between life, love and the two people who matter most... but will his choice mean that only one can survive? Follow Dimitri in the third Installment written by the original author Richelle Mead.

Alice Cunningham is back! First stop is Prague, a city drenched in ancient magic. It's beautiful, haunted and full of history. Maybe too much history. When Alice is confronted by a deranged and powerful witch with a grudge, she decides it's time to move on. But the past isn't going to leave her alone, and Alice finds herself caught up in a war she cannot possibly hope to win.

Alice Cunningham thinks she's inherited her Great Aunt's vacuum cleaner shop, instead she is sucked into a magical community and finds herself with some strange companions: a love-struck elf, a wisecracking thief and a mysterious woman in the body of a tiger. Soon she meets the seductive titan-turned-pop star Alexie Ambrose, who seems to take a sudden interest in her. Alice must navigate the dangerous politics of his court and learn what motivates him without getting entangled in his spell, or worse.