Harry's schizophrenic, Louis is smitten with a serial killer, he decided life is funny like that. ~~~~~~~~~~~ There will be consistent warnings at the beginning of each chapter of inappropriate/morbid/triggering topics.

or, an au where louis wants a mummy and lillie is willing to be that mummy. lower case intended

"oh, i think that i've found myself a cheerleader" "and she's always right there when i need her" or; the cheerleading au that no one asked for where louis is bitchy and harry likes his arse.

Tyler Joseph is gay. Josh Dun is not.

"um, your hand is, it's...." "on your crotch? yeah, i know." "oh okay, cool." at a party, josh and tyler bond over a sexual game of twister. tyler falls in love with josh but josh doesn't "do" relationships.

Marcel's love life is failing because of the way he is and Liam is trying to set his best friend up with different people so that he doesn't have to die alone. Niall is friends with a beautiful, defiant brunette and he is the answer to Marcel's love problem.

Louis wants to die, but what he does not want, is to die alone. So he flicks the phone book open to a random page and lets his finger drag down until he sees a number under the name 'Harry Styles'. "Sounds like a cool name," Louis mumbles in a slight slur along with a sniffle to himself. He picks up his cellphone, dialing the number. As soon as he hears a click, telling him the person has picked up the phone, the words leave his mouth. "I'm dying."

as we passed the pool in the center of the motel, i studied how the raindrops made tiny splashes as they hit the turquoise water of the pool. i wondered what that looked like from under the water. what it would look like if i were actually drowning. [*WARNING: There will be triggering events and sexual content in this story. However, I will put warnings at the top of those chapters, so you should be okay. But still, read at your own risk.*] Highest Ranking: #5 in Joshler

Just a twist of the original Lolita with a dash of Larry.