"I'm trying to protect you from hurting yourself, you drunk idiot!" Lukas stormed forward. His patience had run out, and he'd had enough of this conversation. "I'm trying to protect you from falling in love!" That should have been enough to start a full-blown fist fight, which Lukas was more than prepared for. He stomped to a sharp halt, his body only inches from Mathias's. The Danish man, however, must have gotten the answer he was looking for. A needle of shock pierced his chest when the wildfire in Mathias's expression diminished. He suddenly felt very large in comparison to his downtrodden companion, whose posture and fiery disposition died out like the Roman Empire. Mathias side-stepped out from between the car and the Norwegian who cornered him. Cautiously, Lukas watched as he rounded the car and stopped only when he stood outside of the passenger door. He laid his palms flat across the top of the vehicle and sighed. "Alright, Nor. Just take me home."

Hetalia Coffee Shop AU In the small town of Brookdon, WA, a resident runs a coffee shop with his 5 friends. Warnings: Mild cussing, a little stupid but has a good share of emotional/serious storylines and relationships among characters, suggested cross-dressing, actual cross-dressing, a chocolate cake filled with weed, suggested former stoner!Matthew, badly written aph Finland/Tino, very little mentions of sex, hinted emotional abuse, sappy parts, some homophobia, possible innuendos. Pairings: DenNor (Denmark/Norway) (Mathias/Lukas) SuFin (Sweden/Finland) (Berwald/Tino) HongIce (Hong Kong/Iceland) (Leon/Emil) RusCan (Russia/Canada) (Ivan/Matthew) Suggested, maybe eventual side FrUk (France/UK) Very little SpaBel (Spain/Belgium) (Antonio/Belle)

As a child, Mathias Køhler had always been warned not to go in the woods. He had heard tales of creatures luring humans to their deaths, and had been told on numerous occassions that hiking in the forest at the edge of his village was dangerous. He'd never really bothered to listen to those people, and continued going on his daily hikes, until one day he hears the beautiful sound of a violin coming from a part of the woods off the hiking trail.

Lukas works for a seemingly normal laboratory in Oslo until he hears loud cries coming from the floors below his level of clearance. Fearing the worst, he goes to invesitgate. Upon arriving at the 16th floor, Lukas realizes the lab is far more sinister than expected.

Book 1 of the Unwell Series (How I Used to Be, Who I Am Now, and What He Has Become) Apathetic medical student Lukas Bondevik is sent on the most challenging assignment: help Matthias Køhler, a mental patient suffering from amnesia and schizophrenia, regain his memory and his sanity before Matthias' time is up.

Silly DenNor one-shots. May include Nyotalia, 2P!talia, Mertalia, Frozentalia, etc. Also may have small amounts of SuFin/HongIce (ALL FLUFF/ANGST + THE RARE SEXUAL TENSION)

Mathias finds Nøkk!Lukas is his pond, and swears to him to find Siren!Emil, Lukas's younger half-brother. Through out their journey, Mathias starts to fall for the nøkk, but his brother, Berwald, thinks that Lukas has him under a spell. They infiltrate the kingdom to find more than just the kidnapped Emil, but prisoners of all species. Question is, why did the kingdom have them all? And why didn't they take Lukas as well? Human AU (mostly) of the Nordics. Lukas is a Nøkk. (Scandinavian/Germany mythical creature that shapeshifts and can lure humans into a body of water to drown them by a song on their violin.) Dennor, Sufin, maybe HongIce. Pictures and characters are not mine, but by various artists and Hima.