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Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

John Laurens, charged with man-slaughter, dangerous driving causing death and driving under the influence. Sentence: 11 years Time Served: 1 year Marquis de Lafayette and Hercules Mulligan, charged with intentionally causing serious injury and possession of drugs while incarcerated. Sentence: 12 years Time Served: 3 years When Alexander Hamilton is admitted into King's Correctional Facility on remand, awaiting trial for the murder of his cousin, Governor Washington turns to John Laurens to get to know Alex and submit an anonymous witness report on whether or not Alex is guilty. Despite whether Alex is guilty or not, John begins to form feelings for his new cell mate. It is all up to John whether Alex does time at King's, but will his judgement be disrupted by his romantic endeavours with Mr Hamilton? And don't forget, this is a building filled with sadistic criminals, how will the lurking threat of other inmates with more sinister intentions stand between John and Alex? Warning ⚠️: deals with themes of drug use, alcohol, sexual assault, sexual themes, gruesome stuff? Idk the warning for that but blood and burns and murder ya and a lot of swearing

Taite Jefferson certainly did not expect the world's biggest superstar to be sitting on his living room couch when he woke up the day after his high school graduation. He didn't expect to like him, either. Taite Jefferson was very, very wrong.