I thought we were over. I thought we were done. I thought I hated him, but then everything changed. Everything I used to hate about him drew me in. His sunglasses that he wore when we made love, his hair that he does oh so perfectly every morning before he goes to the club, and last but not least, his goatee. I needed him. I wanted him.

A sexy, thiccy, bleach blonde food critic with flame button up shirts falls in love with one of the meals he eats. He falls so in love, he would go to any extent to get that fat piece of meet in his throat... or ass.

Gordon Ramsay and Guy Fieri are in culinary school and fall in love Is this even a joke anymore?

"i know i shouldn't. but i can't help the fact that i'm so darn in love with you." ➢ lowercase intended ➢ started; [01/06/16] ➢ completed; [--/--/--]

the GUY of her dreams

It's flavor master versus flavor master. After a long day in the ultimate cook off competition. World renowned chef Guy Fieri returns to his humble abode to relax and wipe away his meat sweats. Until, standing in the dark, he sees his ultimate rival, Gordon Ramsey. Seduction. Rivalry. Sex. Violence. And most of all? SPICE.

"are you ready to go to flavor town sweety?" guy asks stroking my thighs, his breath smelling like the pastrami sandwich he recently ate.

we follow guy through his journey of being the fuckestboi y'all will ever meet, along the way of snapping the crossiants and preheating everyone he sees. watch along the journey.

You are a burger made specially for Guy Fieri's arival at a new and upcoming restaurant. But a shocking turn of events end up with you kidnapped and supernatural forces being released. Will there be a happy ending for you an your beloved Guy?