I'll just tell some of my secrets here...please don't make fun of me.

Ichimatsu: Tch, why do I have to do this shit.... Ehem. To all you weaboos who had clicked this stupid story, please enjoy your stay in this shitty Matsu Hell. Err, *reads script* Oh yes, and please don't lose your insanity here- Wtf? Who made this shitty script? *laughs*.....Well, please 'enjoy' yourself....... <><><><><><> Find out the Sextuplets' activities in this book! Who knows what lies ahead.... Admin: THERE ISN'T ENOUGH MATSU SHITS IN INTERNET GODDAMNIT ASDFGHJKL AND MOST OF THEM ARE X READERS?? And this book is all about shits they do and say, according to me and our pal, Tumblr XD And please, I don't want to offend anybody, disrespect the Matsu brothers, or the creator. THIS IS JUST FOR FUN FOR FUN'S SAKE FUN IS GOD GOD IS FUN ...wait, that sounded so wrong. Whatever, please enjoy this shitty book!!!!! -Osomatsu-san and (some of) the pictures/screenshots are not mine

A bunch of unofficial headcanons (well, duh, of course they're unofficial; they're headcanons) and scenarios for our embarrassing, no-life, dumb ass, trashy NEET boys. May contain BLmatsu, please copy. MAY CONTAIN BLMATSU. Jeez, these antis are so worked up, that I can't even write a story without getting anxiety and adding a warning. not trying to offend antis, by the way. we should just all be one big happy family. (I don't own the cover's artwork so credits to the lovely artist. I only own the the edits made.)

Hey guys! Since I saw everybody doing this, too, I decided to make my own confessions book as well! Enjoy my stuff! ...no, I didn't exactly admit anything embarassing yet-

So instead of posting what's going on in my life on my message board I have decided to make a diary.

Hey guys! I'm just making this book so you'll get to know me and my brothers a bit better!

Some of the things I've said and some things my brothers have said.

Skits from The male and female sextuplets! Some might be canon ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° -Some might be taken from Tumblr posts as Parody-

A bunch of one shots about everyone's favourite NEET sextuplets. Heads up for crude humour, sarcastic narrating, a little bit of OOC and bullshit. This show is a train wreck, I highly recommend watching it.

Sorry, sir, we only have shit here that doesn't make any sense.