You know it is is Cannon.

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

this is my biggest regret

(Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus most no-no words are censored Including but not limited to: - Jesus paints your nails -Jesus sleepover! - Jesus gets cyberbullied -Jesus says a bad word :o -Jesus goes to the hype house -Jesus self-diagnoses himself with depression -Jesus gets the coronavirus -jesus becomes a minecraft streamer -jesus gets arrested for being too thicc no disrespect to jesus, i love you man

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

What My Boredom Leads To

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

A forbidden romance blossoms between two unlikely men. Their passion for politics was one thing but their passion for each other was another. Can this love affair last, or will the pressures of those around them break their special bond?