[WARNING : CRINGE / OUTDATED / LANGUAGE / BATHROOM HUMOR ] Just another Death Note x reader story, because we don't have enough already. *sarcasm* JK, I love these types of stories, so yeah, I thought it would be fun. P.S. This is a L x reader x light and Near x reader x Mello. Yep, I pat myself on the back for my *cough* creativity. Oh, and I'm adding Matt and Matsuda in there. Just so you know. Have fun~! ;3 Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or any of its characters! Pretty sure you knew that, but uh well!