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Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

These are just a bunch of f*cked-up jokes. So if you have a dark sense of humor, then go ahead and read this junk. If you get offended by these jokes: 1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 and 2 are lies. 4. You're a p*ssy. Nah, Jk, I understand if you don't like my jokes. x3