I would say "smut warning" but its a smut blessing;)

"I'll never meet him, I will never be able to touch him, I will never be able to breath the same air as him, and the worst part is that he doesn't even know I exist. I'm just a fan" highest ranking: #1 in fanfiction

Unknown: Hey Kane: Who is this Unknown: Your best friend Kane: ???

this mess was created by that one anonymous text. [lowercase intended, thanks] ~completed~

The title says it all : ) I'll take requests < 3