1 week power-saving drill. The heats off. 3 blankets, 2 pairs have to share a bed. Lance is warm. (i was 14/15 when i wrote this, i'm now 20 and really wish i had the patience to go through and edit this story because i did my favourite character keith a HUGE injustice im so sorry my main man 😔)

Mark is a pirate Captain known for his Black Hearted Nature. Nothing stands between him and what he desires. His ship and crew have mastered the high seas. When he hears tales about a treasure that only a mermaid can find. A treasure that even the greediest and most blood thirstiest pirates have died searching for. Journeying through dangerous waters, Mark is determined to do what no pirate has done before him. The only thing holding him back is Sean. A salty Merman with a lot of attitude for a prisoner. This book is dedicated to 'Slenderboy152.' For inspiring the tale of a lifetime.

Daniel Howell was a pastel prince. He wasn't popular, no, in fact he couldn't wait to get out of highscool. Excited to go to Yale. Philip Lester was a punk. He skipped class, smoked, swore at teachers and was football captain. This of course made him popular. He loved high school and his cheerleading girlfriend. Dan and Phil hated each other with a burning passion. Phil constantly bullied Dan. They would rather die than live eachothers lives So what happens when they wake up in each others bodies? BoyxBoy story. [Phan] Side paring: Kickthepj [COMPLETED]

kinky phan smut but with a plot