The third straight night their daughter has been teething. When it became daddy's turn to hold her, he decided it was a great time to tell her how mommy and daddy met. "Let's see here, where do I begin?" He thought for a moment, "How about this? Once upon a time at Fairy Tail there was a beautiful celestial mage with golden hair and a keen mind. One day daddy got to meet her, instead of just admiring her from afar, and go off on a whirlwind mission with her." Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail and never will. However this little scattering of plot is all mine.

It's the once a month D&D game and sadly, it just isn't going Cobra's way. There's no way anything bad could happen to his favorite rogue, right! If it did, Cobra can really keep his cool, because the DM is his mate. Story based around a writing prompt, "rage quit" while hanging out with my Soul Sisters. Rated M for swearing and adult situations

Thanks to her team, Lucy is stuck in an interrogation room waiting for some pencil pusher to question her. What she got was the very sexy Captain instead. LahCy one shot, all the lemons. Cover courtesy of CSachse

Sergeant Lucy Heartfilia leads a dedicated team on a search for the cyber criminals who infect people with the Augmentation Codex. The only complication isn't just her two ex-husbands but the gorgeous Code Mage who negotiates 6 dates with her for his services, Freed Justine. Freed x Lucy - Futuristic Cyberpunk AU - Rated M for violence, language and adult situations

Cobra and Lucy are stuck dealing with another one of Hemlock's science experiments; three million jewels worth of damage, but zero deaths. Cobra reflects on their parenting abilities, his life with his crazy wife and the fact he can see up her skirt. Rated M because it's CoLu, so there's swearing and some antics a kid should never have as blackmail material.

For 8 glorious days, your favorite fourth wall breaking poison slayer will be getting his Sunshine on. He makes no apologies for everything that will happen and you wouldn't love him if he did. So take a moment and appreciate the last few days of life your braincell has before this story gets real. It's CoLu it's rated M for swearing, violence and smut.

Alegria has been cast and though his intruders are now one with the cube, a mind stayed free. Curiosity not being a common trait of Mard Geer he chooses to give into it and seek out this person. Lucy is on her own and left to handle a disgusting situation to save her nakama. While looking for answers she meets a demon, one she cannot say no to. MardLu, one shot all lemon

Lucy loves writing her stories, but when she finds out she's targeted by a group of rule lawyer trolls, her world crumbles. Luckily her sexy one eyed boyfriend knows exactly how to handle the situation. CoLu RATED E for lemon, one-shot!

7 sexy Lucy one-shot stories each centered around a different day of the week. Monday is for Laxus, Tuesday is for Rogue, Wednesday is Jellal's, Thursday is for Cobra, Friday is owned by Rufus, Saturday is all Sting, Sunday belongs to Freed. Rated Mature for all kinds of lemons. Hiro Mashima owns Fairy Tail.

After Laxus is expelled from Fairy Tail he goes off in search of himself. What he didn't expect was that Lucy would follow him. Rated Mature for lemon, swearing and some violence.