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Treehouse ≫ Jarchie by DistressInDisguise
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O N E Y E A R A G E ▶︎ G A P "Meet me in the treehouse." "What time?" "How about 11:57?" "Why 11:57?" "Because you'll remember the time better." "But-" "Jughead, just meet me there." *** Jughead and Archie were neighbors, but they were never particularly close until one summer. A one time visit to the old treehouse in the redhead's back yard turned into a weekly thing, then a daily thing, then a twice a day thing. By the end of the summer they had been found out, and by the beginning of the school year rumors had spread wildly about the innocent, vegan, Christian boy who apparently had a naughty side. How is Jughead supposed to get through junior year with a reputation like that? How is Archie supposed to get over his crush on the boy who seemingly wants nothing to do with him? *** Coming June 2018 ©️DistressInDisguise
Meadow Of Flowers ≫ Jarchie by DistressInDisguise
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T E X T I N G ▶︎ A. U. Jughead: Sex? ASongInDistress: we didn't even have our first date yet but I mean I'm down. Jughead: AHDKS NO YOU PERVERT Jughead: sex as in do you identify as a girl, a boy, or do you not have a label? ASongInDistress: ohhhhh, I'm a boy. ASongInDistress: sexuality? Jughead: hmm seems a little fúckboyish ? Jughead: but I don't have a label, my sexuality is cute people with awesome personalities :) *** One day Archie doodles a tiny flower on Jughead's paper. At the end of class, Archie looks over to see that Jughead drew a meadow of flowers around the lone one. What happens when Archie anonymously messages Jughead to get to know him? *** Inspired by textpost on Tumblr. ▶︎ 7-3-17 DistressInDisguise©
Circumlocution ≫ Jarchie  by DistressInDisguise
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T R I G G E R ▶︎ W A R N I N G S "Jughead, you can't drive like this, what if you get hurt?" "You weren't so concerned about me getting hurt when you hurt me yourself." He spits, attempting to walk away faster, only to fall on the ground in the parking lot of the bar they were both just in. "Let me take you home." Archie pleads, kneeling next to the raven haired beauty. "Home was you, but you left." Jughead whispers, finally gazing his blood shot eyes into Archie's sad ones. *** Past lovers, Jughead and Archie, embark on a long road trip towards Jughead's apartment where they share, in their point of view, what really happened the day all hell broke lose in a series of flashbacks and heartfelt confessions. *** cir·cum·lo·cu·tion ˌsərkəmˌləˈkyo͞oSH(ə)n/ noun the use of many words where fewer would do, especially in a deliberate attempt to be vague or evasive. DistressInDisguise© ▶︎ 7/1/17 ◼︎ 2/5/18