Tom wasn't good at a lot of things; keeping friends, being nice, staying sober? Nah, forget it. But dressing up and pretending to be a girl? Now that might be something he can do. [Maidcafe fic] Featuring- * Tom's non-existing gag reflex * Tord's hentai fetish * Edd's unwavering patience * Matt's vanilla ass NOT featuring- * My will to live - This was half planned in 2016, but I didn't start writing it until 2018. The two-year wait doesn't make me hate this any less. Enjoy you, filthy sinners. - "The original femboy Hooters."- 2016 - Achievements: 🏆1# Maidcafe 🏆1# Smutmaybe 🏆2# Eddsworld 🏆1# TordTom 🏆1# Ocs 🏆1# TomTord 🏆3# Cross-dressing

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.

Tord's parents leave on a buisness trip, and he's left to deal with his anxieties and lack of affection by himself. When a certain blue bird flies into the window of his life, he is set on keeping it in, he bonds with his blue bird in every way possible, trying to gain its love. But when crows begin to nip at peck at the window, leaving cracks or even small breaks, he learns he'll have to resort to other ways to keep crows away. Even if it means some feathers will fall. ===================================== Eddsworld AU where Edd,matt and tord are friends, and a little blue bird im sure you all know, steps into the picture. or should i say, cage? obviously im using birds as figurative language Tord is not going to kiss a jay. I think jays are the blue ones. this book will often update on certain chapters with new banners. due to me forgetting to draw them. also on general grammar because half the time i just wanna get the page out. 2023 Update: this book is being rewritten for quality! This old edition will stay up, but you can find the new version up in my published stories =====================================