My whole family is dead. Why? Because they believed in diversity, open-mindedness. A better... a better life than this. I stare up at the foreboding doors of the elven kingdom, a tall guardian against me. My first opponent. All emotion. All I once was is gone. Gone is Stanley Marshwalker, friend to all, and keeper of the peace. Replaced by the ranger, the warrior, with one mission, and one mission only. To see the Grand Wizard King, Eric Cartman, dead, with his head on a pike.

I'm not in love with you. I don't need you. I'm not in love with Stan marsh. ... Who am kidding? Style

Metrosexual is in once more, and every male is obsessing. Obnoxious amounts of hairspray and aftershave, tight and bright clothing and extra shinned shoes. All of the boys in Kyle's grade seem to be joining in, everyone but Kyle himself. The others find him as an outsider; a freak; a butch. He's picked on for being 'straight', even if he is the complete opposite. Kyle isn't straight, he's gay.

Ever since Craig and Tweek went gay for each other and it became public, Kyle Broflovski is continuously finding eyes glued to him, and it's more than one pair. None belonged to any female, having its own advantages and disadvantages for Kyle. No, the eyes belong to his best friend in the universe, and his worst enemy of all time.

Kenny and Stan make a bet to see if Craig and Tweek are dating. Kenny decides he wants to win. How does it go?

"You shouldn't believe me." "I know." Angst-y.