" i may be having a manic episode , but i'm still gonna kill this fucking clown ! "

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Little things about me~

"You've been coming in everyday for the past two weeks...I'm starting to think you've got an addiction for coffee." "That may be it...or it could be the hot barista behind the counter." [In which a troubled barista of "The Sirens Café & Tea" falls for a beautiful gardener of "Pepper's Plants".] {Normal coffee shop AU, also on Archive of our Own under the username: TheBestLiars}

A series of one-shots based on songs for a certain catlike thief and crazy plant lady of Gotham City~ {Also on Archive of our Own under the username TheBestLiars}

"You know the kiss didn't mean anything to me, right? I only kissed you just to hurt Bruce." "Yeah, ya can say that all ya want gorgeous, but you and I both know that ain't true. There's somethin' between us and ya felt it, you're just too scared to admit it." [In which a vengeful catlike thief falls for the psychotic twin brother of her worst enemy.] ( Also on Archive of our Own under the username: TheBestLiars )

"You were left for dead, my little peanut. So I of course had to bring you back from the brink of death." "Oh red, ya are just so damn sweet!" [In which a crazy plant lady heals and falls for a psychotic blonde fighter.] { also on Archive of our Own under the username: TheBestLiars }

"Hiya Jerome, I'm gorgeous! ...wait, hold on a sec-!" "Well, I'm not Jerome but you are real gorgeous." [In which the forced seducing niece of Theo Galavan falls for the psychotic leader of the Maniax] {Also on Archive of our Own under the username: TheBestLiars}

Everything about this crazily creative account!