You know that story everyone knows, about that girl, who goes to that ball, dances with that prince, leaves at midnight, and then loses a shoe? What's her name? Oh yes. Cinderella. There are other fairytales like hers, a girl meets a prince, he helps solve all of her problems, and cue happy ending. But there's something you should know. Those stories are lies. Fakes. Fabrications. This is the real story, and it doesn't have a fairy tale ending. No. Anything but.