Funny quotes from awesome people. #161 in Humor October. 9. 2015

Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt is 24, just got out of college, and is in need of a car. She's the type of girl who doesn't take shit, and speaks her mind. If you mess with her, you're most likely going to end up somewhere in Mexico or being chased by hungry wolves. So when she's walking home at 1:30 am down an allyway, this can only lead to trouble. Lots of trouble. The next thing she knows, she's thrown into a world of a singing vampire, a crazy ex-boyfriend (who now she realizes is a vampire and is trying to kill her), and a house full of five hot vampires. How the hell does a girl handle a situation like this? She bites her way through it, of course. **Do not read if you cannot stand grammar errors and pretty much crappy writing. I need to edit this book drastically.**

Coming into a new pack can be hard, but it's even harder when you're keeping secrets. As far as our kind knows, all the royal family has been wiped out in one attack. For most of it, that's true except for one part, I survived. Staying hidden, is my best chance of surviving long enough to take the throne. But staying hidden is proving hard when the Alpha of my new pack can't keep away for me, that and the new enemies I'm making for having his attention. Not edited yet

Leyla John is a quiet girl who focuses on her work but what happenes when Mr. Boots the new ELA teacher arrives and she feels a pull towards him? will her drunken father push her to run away and never come back?

Jacob is an alpha to the largest pack in the world. he is also 18 and still looking for a mate. Suzzie is 17 and a human. She is a loner and would rather hang out in the library than outside with everyone else. Lily is the packs slut and thinks jacob is her mate and wont get past it, she would do anything to keep Jacob to herself. When fate brings Jacob and Suzzie together he would do anything for her like sit in the woods behind her house as a wolf and becomes friends with her. Will Suzzie find out what Jacob is and will she run away or not? Will she want to become Alpha Female and having millions of people hunters and werewolfs wanting to kill her and will she become one of them? (the wolf on the right is jacob and one on the left is Suzzie

This is the sequel (continuation) of After. Hardin and Tessa's relationship will be tested in ways she never expected, but he knew of all along.

The passionate story of Tessa and Hardin continues as family secrets, deep betrayals, and career opportunities threaten to tear them apart.

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

Was published, but is now off the market--I'm sorry! Brianne is the opposite of her best friend, Kyla. Kyla is open-minded; Brianne is closed off, judgmental. Kyla is a hopeless romantic. Brianne? Not so much. So when Kyla shoves an apple into her face telling her to throw it across the cafeteria so she can find her future love, Brianne is anything but interested. And yet she throws the apple anyway. Who does the apple hit? Dannon Barone, the most popular boy in school. Though he's seemingly sweet and all-smiles, Brianne dislikes him. She thinks he's a fake, a fraud, someone who is just charming the crowds in order to gain popularity. But Brianne is about to learn that stereotypes are not true, and that she's been too quick to judge those around her. Brianne Nichols' life is about to change forever. And what does she have to thank for it? A bruised piece of fruit. Who would have known that a stupid apple could be right? | technically not part of the summary | Okay, so I know the prenote says to find any errors you can. Just letting you know there's no point to that anymore because I've reedited it two more times after this one (extensively so), and already sent it in to be self-published. The only reason that the prenote is still up is because a fan made an amusing slideshow and if I edit anything then the tags for the wattys will be gone and I'll no longer be entered , hahah!

"Every girl has three guys in her life: The one she loves, the one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, they're all the same guy." ~Unknown Katherine Blakeslee hated Colby Tozier; or so she thinks. However, she had to deal with his stupid jokes, annoying smile, and horrible pranks each and every day because Colby's cousin happened to be her best friend. She convinced herself that she hated his very existence, that if they were together on a cliff, she'd push him off at the first chance. Until the day things changed. Until the day he showed his true feelings to her...Until the day he kissed her. Katherine soon finds herself dealing with denial, enemies, exes, and mixed feelings. Can Katherine forgive Colby for all those years of torture he'd given her when she ends up having those mixed feelings for him? Based off the song My Dilemma by Selena Gomez.