Humorous Quotes

Funny quotes from awesome people. #161 in Humor October. 9. 2015

Bite Me

Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt is 24, just got out of college, and is in need of a car. She's the type of girl who doesn't take shit, and speaks her mind. If you mess with he...

Hidden Queen Book 1

Coming into a new pack can be hard, but it's even harder when you're keeping secrets. As far as our kind knows, all the royal family has been wiped out in one attack. For most of it, that's true except for one part, I survived. Staying hidden, is my best chance of surviving long enough to take the throne. But staying...

The Love of My Werewolf Teacher

Leyla John is a quiet girl who focuses on her work but what happenes when Mr. Boots the new ELA teacher arrives and she feels a pull towards him? will her drunken father push her to run away and never come back?

I'm a werewolf's mate! Oh he's an alpha

Jacob is an alpha to the largest pack in the world. he is also 18 and still looking for a mate. Suzzie is 17 and a human. She is a loner and would rather hang out in the library than outside with everyone else. Lily is the packs slut and thinks jacob is her mate and wont get past it, she would do anything to keep Jaco...

After 2

This is the sequel (continuation) of After. Hardin and Tessa's relationship will be tested in ways she never expected, but he knew of all along.

After 3

The passionate story of Tessa and Hardin continues as family secrets, deep betrayals, and career opportunities threaten to tear them apart.

After

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

It All Started With An Apple

Was published, but is now off the market--I'm sorry! Brianne is the opposite of her best friend, Kyla. Kyla is open-minded; Brianne is closed off, judgmental. Kyla is a hopeless romantic. Brianne? Not so much. So when Kyla shoves an apple into her face telling her to throw it across the cafeteria so she can find...

Driving Myself Insane (Original)

"Every girl has three guys in her life: The one she loves, the one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, they're all the same guy." ~Unknown Katherine Blakeslee hated Colby Tozier; or so she thinks. However, she had to deal with his stupid jokes, annoying smile, and horrible pranks each and ev...

I Promise You : Liam Payne Fan Fiction

SKATER BOY (A Niall Horan Fanfiction)

Sophia Sommers: A Rich and a Daddy's girl spoiled brat. Because of her rebel attitude in America, she was sent and forced by her father to move in Ireland, Mullingar alone and go to Colasiste Mhuire school, of course she was Hot and Popular, all of the boys' worship her, she has friends, cars, living in a big ass mans...

Being the Bad Boy's Victim [SAMPLE: Available for purchase on Amazon]

He leaned in closer, if that was even possible, his spearmint breath fanning across my face. My breathing got caught in my throat as he lowered his mouth to my ear. "You can deny liking me, wanting me, but let's face it- You're like all the rest. You're that good girl who so secretly but desperately wants to c...

Nice to meet you and you are?...(One Direction) (Louis Tomlinson)

Natalie's just a simple 17 yr old skater chick with a best friend, who absolutely loves One Direction, but here's the thing so does she. But of course she would never admit it. I mean hey she has a reputation to keep. So what happens when one day she meets those boy's who she secretly adores but nobody but her friend...

Bad Boy Isn't My Type... (Published as 'The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Boys)

"The good girl always falls for the bad boy," he sneered and I smirked. "Well, you're in luck because I'm not a good girl," I retorted, causing a small smile to appear on his face. "Prove it." When Andy Deeks moves away from home to attend university, she soon regrets not checking out the details on her new roommate...

Lions & Tigers & Liam Payne. Oh My!

I tapped my pen onto my desk with anticipation. Why did I deserve to meet One Direction? I stared at my lifeless paper. The question kept skipping through my mind like a broken record player. Why did I, Cher Marie Lovett, deserve to meet One Direction? Lots of ideas swirled my mind, but one caught my attention. Withou...

Mistaken Proposal

Elliott (Eli) and Samantha (Sam) are roommates at Gallagher's School for the Elite (really just a fancy way of saying boarding school for the rich). Sam goes home with Eli for winter break, where she meets his lovable family, and a misunderstanding leaves Eli and Sam with no choice but to pretend to be engaged. Will t...

The Tweet (A Liam Payne Fan Fic)

Once Dani breaks up with Liam, Liam goes into a depression. When Liam reads a tweet from @HAYley_gurl37, he starts to feel better. After talking to her online for a few weeks, he feels like he's known her for years. ~~~ Hayley Richardson is your average nerd, she gets straight A's and yes, gets bullied everyday at sch...

My Best Friend, Liam Payne?

Gabby left her home in Wolverhampton and moved to Australia when she was thirteen, leaving behind her best friend, Liam Payne. When she was 18 she moved back to England. Working at StarBucks she meets the one and only Liam Payne of One Direction by pure chance. What will happen when she falls for him?

Heartbreak Girl (Ashton Irwin)

Just when you think everything is okay, it isn't.

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"I still love her. I've always loved her," "You don't know what you love anymore," Sequel to Let me be the one to save you © 2014 by tacoash. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Let Me Be the One to Save You

"What do you want?" I glared at the blonde boy. "To see if you're okay" He mumbled, looking straight into my eyes. They were full of sorrow and guilt, Like he was actually sad he stopped. It made me even more angry. He broke our promise. "I'm fine. Now stop following me!" I growled. ------> Ever since Grace Jones was...