Half vampire and half Angel, I am the first of my kind, a new hybrid. Unwanted by both sides. With all the strengths of both and none of their weaknesses, I'm a lethal weapon. But everything is changing, what I was brought up believing is a lie and my whole world is about to change. Among the one's I was born to hate, I have found acceptance and along the way, I have found love. But with new truths it's brings a war, with both sides trying to fight for my help. All our world's are about to be turned upside down ......

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Jamie Robinson, singer, dancer, car freak extraordinare. Will Taylor, superstar, super rich, dying. He hops into her car and suddenly, they're on the road to hell.

I_Was_Wrong made the cover Katrina Malicoat is the head cheeleader captin at her high school and is a senior. She lost her dad at the age of 10 due to someone shooting him. She just recently lost her mom due to cancer and decides she doesn't want to be happy anymore or live for that fact. She dyes her blonde hair black, dresses in all black, quits the squad and even starts cutting and getting bullied. She changes her taste in music from country and pop to rock which she couldn't stand before. She meets Black Veil Brides and decides to stay with them because, who wouldn't. Will she fall in love or will her life end earlier then expected?

High school is hard for most people and for Chloe Miller, this is no exception. She is forced to learn the perils of her choices the hard way and the result leads her to building a steel wall around herself that is impossible to crack. Eventually, her mother loses her job and Chloe is then forced to move in with her cousin and their family. This means a new school and on the first day she arrives with a dynamite mission in mind. A mission to reclaim everything that she had once lost at the hands of others. She quickly finds herself fighting a past that she struggles to forget and creating a future that she can live with. It becomes a constant battle for her, centered around peer pressure, character stereo types, cliques and consequences. Couple that with the plight of falling in love and she finds herself playing a starring role in the game of life where everyone is playing for keeps. Will she win... or will she lose? Excerpt: Sauntering forwards, she slid onto his lap with all the grace of a prima ballerina and wrapped her long arms around his neck. Leaning in to his ear, she blew out a little puff of hot air so that it fanned lightly over all the right places. She felt a sense of utter satisfaction when he shuddered. Now that Chloe was certain that she had his attention, she whispered in his ear. “You may have been the best bucko, but guess what…..I’m going to be better.” She lifted up so that she could look him in the face and smiled confidently back at him. His previous cocky demeanor had seemed to have lost some of its earlier steam, “Who are you?” he asked so low that only Chloe could hear him. His forehead was creased as he searched her face, watching her as if she was some type of strange puzzle that needed to be solved. Chloe lifted her hand patted his cheek. The boy didn’t have a clue. “I, my friend, am your biggest adversary. So what do you say Mr. Player, won’t you play with me?”

If you liked Jerry's story, then you will love this one. This is the Sequal to 'Two Twin Boys Living Next Door, and they BOTH want in my pants?! FML!' It's based on Jerry's sixteen year old daughter Willow. It's her story, about how she finds her own true love while at the same time, helping her mother get her's back. There's plenty of humor and spoons in it.

Note: This was written when I was 13. It is very much a product of my little tween mind at the time. Please approach with caution. *** Shay Barron is not afraid to be herself, or to be criticized for it. When she meets Forrest Rivers, he realizes that the hard way: She steals his milk. Forrest falls for Shay, surprising even himself. But Shay is already taken, by Westley Harrigan, who might just be the worst boyfriend ever. No one who knows them can figure out why they're still together. Westley and Shay's relationship takes a turn for the worse. Although Maddie and Jasmine didn't know what occurred, they take Shay out for a Girl's Night. Something goes terribly wrong, and Shay wakes up in the body of another girl--Serena Magnus. Shay's logic is that if she's in Serena's body, Serena must be in Shay's body. But where is Shay's body? Will Shay --or Serena-- ever be able to go back to normal? But a shocking discovery changes everything, and both Shay and Serena's lives may never be the same.

A witch seeking revenge is dangerous. A teenage witch seeking revenge is slightly less dangerous. Roxy has been known to lose her temper. When Adrian Collahugh breaks up with her, she desires nothing more than for him to rue the day. Being a witch, she is willing to go to any lengths to hurt Adrian. Hurt his reputation, that is. When Roxy comes up with the idea to turn Adrian into a girl, she and her best friend, Sasha, must teach Adrian the ways of being a female. At first, Adrian is aghast at the different lives of girls – he is confused by his newfound infatuation with chocolate, bras, and boys – but he soon overcomes his need to feel manly and later finds out that being a girl isn’t so bad. This novel attempts to break the stereotypes of gender roles in a humorous way, enjoyable for both girls and boys of all ages. The reviews have left readers laughing at Adrian, Sasha, and Roxy’s adventures for years to come.

'One day they will write stories about you Archer. They will write about this journey, and all of the lucky souls that got to join you. Each time their tale might change but the same idea will remain. Archer you have done something Kings, noblemen, the poor, and Knights dream about, you have become a hero.' ~Alexander