An occasional dose of dark humor for everyone who can take it ;) The beautiful cover was made by the amazing @Dark_Writes.

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

Martin is a 38-year-old virgin marked for greatness by the insurance gods. In his professional life, he is paid to assess risk, but in his personal life he plays it safe. Experience has shown him that lonely is better than brokenhearted. George is a wannabe architect with white man's dreadlocks. He risks his neck on the streets of Toronto every day as a bike courier, but his job is unchallenging and he chooses apathy over the risk of failure at what he really wants to do. When George tags along with Martin to investigate the scene of his latest claim, they stumble upon a burglary in process. Now they are being hunted by an unknown adversary who will stop at nothing to get what he's after, forcing Martin and George into a dangerous game of cat and mouse in which they must risk everything. This novel is now complete, but your comments (and votes) are always welcome! Thanks for reading.

This is a story that will be written by a different author for each chapter, so it is totally unpredictable and the storyline can change drastically with just a single chapter. You can read this for fun, or you can read this and write a chapter by PMing the current author to tag them at the end, and if you message this account first you get to write the next chapter.

Eli didn't think much about the city's newest so-called hero, but he supposed Vigilante wasn't all that bad. Granted, he was kind of a jerk and if he ever tried to kiss Eli again he was definitely getting punched. A story about a starving college student, making a living serving coffee and the local vigilante with a crush. - - - - - - - - - Highest rank #1 in Action, Wattys 2016 winner in the Trailblazers category! Featured 6/3/2016-7/23/2017

(Highest Ranking #1st in Historical Fiction on 9/04/18) "I challenge you Prince Aditya, though this wedding was without our consent, I would make sure that you would fall in love with me. You would crave to have me as your soulmate. I will make sure that I would win your heart and soul. Inspite of my average looks" Grinned Princess Naintara as she made that promise to herself. The princess, a former Commander in General, a rebel and a warrior had to marry the heroic and arrogant warrior Prince Aditya due to unfavourable circumstances. Because of her strong will and brains, Prince Aditya realises that he has a fatal and undeniable attraction towards her. Will both of them try to make their marriage work and rule the kingdom successfully despite their differences? Rule: Atleast 1 chapter per day My book is now available on Amazon and Notion Press. Links are below For Kindle (e-book) https://www.amazon.in/DUCKLING-PRINCESS-KRUTI-MEHTA-KRIZAL-ebook/dp/B0848HXFW8 For Amazon (paperback) https://www.amazon.in/dp/1648052940?&tag=notionpcom-21 For Notion Press (paperback) https://notionpress.com/read/princess-ugly-duckling (use coupon code LETSDANCE) For Flipcart (paperback) https://www.flipkart.com/princess-ugly-duckling/p/itma373230b6d9f0 (P.S. My Novels does not have high emotional rollercoaster rides. There are very positive characters and women are not the sufferers. They are self empowered and motivated. You can read these chapters with smile on your face and positivity in your heart)

Knowledge of the fractured state of Earth's protectors has reached the ears of intergalactic criminal enterprise, Umbra's Grip. Seizing the opportunity to reap the benefits of the planet's vulnerability, they send an agent by the name of Gadea Gallcrest down with the command to scavenge and steal. Well aware of the events that would occur were she to go against the wishes of her employers, she complies and does as she is told. But on the planet's surface, she encounters problems and roadblocks a plenty, and one of them wears a red and blue spider-themed suit.

"My specialty is finding innocent girls, making them trust me, then breaking them into pieces, until they think they can't live without me. I use that to my power and keep them in my grasp until they can't take it anymore." Todd Smith is a master at manipulation. He can change any girl. But not her. Liv Pressi is a hardworking college student, who's been through all her life on her own. What happens when ends meet?

Bibliophile - a person who collects or has a great love of books. * * * * Nicholas loves to read. It is his passion, his source of air, his world. He'd lose himself among the pages of an alternate reality. It is his daily routine, so getting a job at the library is the next best thing. The problem? Well, Nicholas doesn't know except for the fact that he's never happy. Without books, he'd never feel anything. That is until one fateful day he meets a girl who is willing to show him what it really feels like to be happy. Not just any girl, but a fandom obsessed Muslim girl. (Book One in the Bookworms Duology, but can be read as a stand alone) •Cover made by @soundthealarm• [Highest ranking: #2 in Spiritual]

(*Not Edited*) When Sir Torryn Roderick shares a passionate kiss with a pretty village wench he doesn't know that the young woman is a actually a lady. He is more shocked to discover that she is betrothed to another man. Soon Torryn learns that the so called gentleman who is to be her groom is not what he seems and Torryn valiantly vows to protect the fair lady, risking his own life. Lady Elyssande Durand was taught to be content with whatever came her way and her betrothal was one such matter. Ladies were not supposed to feel what she felt until a Welsh knight showed her unbridled passion one chance night. But she cannot dare to dishonor her vow knowing that the repercussions could be catastrophic for everyone involved - herself, her family and the man with whom she knows she is fast falling in love.