Completed - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "WHAT!?" "What's your favorite color?" "Who is this?" "Do you believe in ghosts?" "It's four in the morning. So, I'm hanging up now." "WAIT!" "Whaaat?" "Can you say the alphabet backwards?" "Goodnight." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - In which a "psychotic" girl types in 7 digits to be sent straight to a guy, whose life will never be the same. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "You are more than just my world. . . You are my Universe. My everything, and you don't seem to realize." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead" -CHARLES BUKOWSKI

an unrequited love story based off one of Shakespeare's greatest works.

"why are you here?" he whispered into the darkness. "because i can't sleep, and the darkness is more welcoming than my bed." she whispered back. "how about you?" "the stars." was his only answer, and they let the wind carry out their conversation. [lowercase intended]

"Hello?" "Is your house on fire?" "No...?" "Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot." "I think you need to work on that." ... One prank call One girl One guy One great story ********* Cover by RaghaddMurad Highest Rating: #1 in short story

in which a boy goes on a mission after accidentally walking into a freewheeling bisexual girl's shower--while she's in it. [ cover // @soundthealarm ]

❝hey, sweet cheeks❞ ❝do i know you?❞ ❝damn, i'm offended after all we have been through❞ ❝wrong number?❞ ❝try stolen number, babe❞ in which a boy steals a girl's number from his friends phone. ________________________________ highest ranking: #eleven in short story lowercase intended

❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named Chance. Best Rank : #1 in Short Story (8/27/16)

"You're just a girl, not even a pretty one. You were just something to fill my spare time, nothing more. And these? Well they're just notes."

Highest Ranks: #21 in shortstory!! 7.4.19 #31 in chicklit!! 7.10.19 ••• in which a coffee guy meets a girl who loves to ignite the coffee cups with coffee drawings. a drawing a day keeps emotions away- yet in this case, it created them ••• [WARNING: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY RAGE OR OPINIONS YOU SHOULD CARRY DURING THIS BOOK. I SIMPLY TRIED TO MAKE IT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AND DIDNT THINK TWICE BEFORE WRITING IT. PLOT TWISTS OCCUR. THANK YOU.] ••• cover by: @scrrilous i'm basically endorsing myself. [unedited]™