A greedy businessman, his bodyguard, and a psychotic mob boss. * * * Extended Summary Inside Sheera Ayame 2021

Tom and I were childhood best friends. And were convinced that we were funny. So convinced that, when we grew up, we drove across the country to make our mark writing comedy in Los Angeles. And against all odds, we did. Until one day, Tom told me something about himself. Something shocking, something I never expected. A secret that would change everything. Our friendship had survived the hellish halls of High School and the cut-throat studios of Hollywood. But would it survive this? A work of fiction inspired by true events, "PRONOUN PROBLEMS" is the hilarious and heartbreaking story about what happens to a guys' friendship when one of them stops being a guy. (Cover by the talented and oh-so-patient @Lucyface, aka Lucy Rhodes.)

"Sure, it was robots this time. But who's to say that it won't be zombies next time? And when the zombies do come, who's going to be ready for it? Me." - Marietta "I mean, like, say what you want about the robots, but at least they weren't gross!" - Lila Welcome to the long-awaited sequel to the irreverent and uproarious 2015 Watty Award-winning EVERYONE DIED + MY iPHONE STOPPED WORKING! It's been three years since humanity was *almost* wiped out and the lucky survivors are now breathing easy, confident that they no longer have anything to fear from murderous robots. And indeed, they do not. But unbeknownst to them, there is another extinction-level threat on the horizon. It's a ferocious new enemy... and it smells terrible. Cover art courtesy of my ridiculously talented friend Dave Pressler. http://www.davepresslerart.com

*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't. Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels? You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see. I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done. Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

In which eight college kids and a black cat teach Nate to face his past. / completed 7/25/15 . 10:25 pm

"I have tears from presidents, kings and queens, even servants. From them, I have power. Not the power of reigning over nations, but the power of knowing one's secrets." ➿ Mark, a renowned serial killer, murders celebrities of all kinds. He makes it his goal to kill an Evolved--a person with abilities. When he sets his sights on Dark, the infamous Tear Stealer, he enters a game he has no idea of how to win and knocks himself into a war he never knew existed. ... Sheera Ayame 2020-21

What happens when the dark sides that once ruined your life came back? Would you run? Would you fight? No matter what, there's sacrifice.

[Ego Kingdom AU!] Once upon a time, there was a world where kingdoms ruled the land. One kingdom in particular stood out, since it was ruled by one of the youngest kings the land had. His name: Wilford William Warfstache. He was the ruler of his kingdom called 'Armaetrosae', a rich and respected kingdom. But one day, a spy was send into Armaetrosae to collect information on how to overthrow the king and let his glorious kingdom fall. - - - - "Do you really think those fools are going to find us?", his companion laughed and took a sip of his drink. "You are letting your guard down, Antonio.", he growled and looked around the busy tavern. "Oh, so we're using our full names now, are we, Damien.", the other man snarled. As their conversation turned into a heated discussion, the tavern door was knocked down and guards entered the scene. As the two men got a glimpse on who entered the place, Antonio was the first of them who stood and rushed to the back of the pub to escape. "You over there! Freeze!", one of the guards shouted and ran up to Dark. Said man didn't know where to go and tried to escape the chase, but due to his wounded leg, he wasn't nearly as fast enough to run away, so he was tackled to the ground. "On behalf of our king Wilford William Warfstache, I arrest you for spying, robbery, and murder!"

FBI Profiler, Will Graham, is secretly a killer. As a child, he met Death, and the experience was invigorating. To see him again, he killed and killed, but no matter the attempts, Death never showed. It wasn't until a certain turn of events led him to his long-awaited meeting. Death had a son, and his name is Hannibal Lecter. ... COMPLETED - May 12, 2020 Rye Ambrose