This is my spin of the whole 'If Transformers Prime Discovered Facebook' thing. I know @CharTonk and others have done this, so this is another story to the collection.

Stuff I've made at like 1AM on a school night

A/N: I don't own it. That's it. ~ Life Itself by Glass Animals ~ ULTRA MAGNUS X READER (SLOW) ~ "Ah, so this is the Insecticon Queen you brought to the ship. It's very nice to finally meet you . . .," "Y/D." "This is my third-in-command, Soundwave, and you've already met my second-in-command Starscream, my Chief Medical Officer, Knockout, and our current hive leader, Hardshell. Finally, this is my lieutenant for all of our science projects, Shockwave." . . . "With that done, I'm very excited to be working with you, your majesty." "As am I." "But if you ever decide to betray me, I will not hesitate to execute you. You are beneath me, no matter what you may believe." ~ You are a successful, self-proclaimed entomologist on your way to visit a couple new friends and colleagues. You had all planned on visiting a butterfly museum for the day, but it seemed not all was that way. Studying bugs was all you'd ever been interested in. Even as a little girl, whether it was butterflies or spiders, none of them had scared you. And, when you'd found these larger, alien insect-like creatures roaming around a gigantic cave, you had immediately become more curious than fearful. And on your way to the butterflies, you'd gone to check on them like you'd been doing for months. Of course, like curiosity killed the cat, it almost killed you as well, and you fell into a situation that changed your life forever. Will you find love? The Autobots? What will happen? Find out in 'Life Itself', a book less cheesy than the end of its summary. -WV-

This a REASER INSERT for oneshots and scenarios of what it's like on the Nemesis as an anomaly. This will take place in the Transformers Prime series. The 'How You Came To Be' scenario will explain, well, how you came to be! Hope you enjoy, over and out! -WV- ~[COMPLETED]~

Being a Rescue Bot isn't easy, but you knew that from the start. Being a police bot isn't easy, but you were well aware of what you were getting into. Love isn't easy, and that was the one thing you never anticipated. When you come to Earth to learn alongside the Rescue Bots on Griffin Rock, you met the mechs and their human friends. While growing close with them, you also grow close to a certain police bot. Chase. After all, what's better than a fellow police bot that loves the law as much as you? Soon, it seems the only people that don't notice your affections for him, is Chase himself. With your awkwardness and the weight of missions on your shoulders, it's hard to believe you'll ever survive! At least you'll be happy.