Holidays are here yet your parents are not quite present in your humble abode. Which leaves you to your home with a lot of boredom to murder- I mean, kill. This is all done because of one little trip to the basement. A companion that is on some occasions overly annoying. However, there is a threat to this: it's mother...
* this is just gonna be crazy so prepare yourselves * "it's simple; he's lonely. he needs a friend. and i'm going to be his friend." "she came along, and then i wasn't afraid of losing them; i was afraid of losing her TO them." (((just a note: to all those asking if this is a joke, it was, originally. but I...
You can actually cook, good for you. Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay. And now you're 27 with no say in this. --- You glanced over at the other contestants. They're all professionals. A sweat formed onto your face. As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.
To satisfy your crippling depression! Idek anymore lol. These are also just funny stuff in general so please don't complain. These aren't my memes by the way so credit to the people who created them! ~PLEASE DON'T GET OFFENDED THESE AREN'T MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUS~ -Thank you~
when i saw her, it was easy to say... there was no bigger toddler. she was mine <3 this is a fucking joke
this got me put on @phlopcops on ig what the fuck no description needed im so sorry
Here you will find a vast collection of story type riddles. These stories are "scary when you know the meaning". Can you find the creepy hidden meaning in each one? welcome to the unknown...Detective. May the odds be ever in your favor. HAHAHAHAHA
A story in wich a high ranked demon accidently missed to kill one of his victims and things start to get weird. He doesn't know how to deal with that sort of things. - So, hi first of all. This is my first fanfic. I'll try to write as good as possible. I do not live in an English country, so I hope you don't mind some...
⚠This was written when I was a teenager. Excuse any errors, cringe and any shortcomings. ⚠ ---------------------------------------------------------- Y/N L/N, a bright young woman fresh out of university with a degree in engineering. A lady with an interesting past who has no time to look for some to love who will lov...
Donald Trump creates a wattpad account just in time for the wattys 2016, he decides he wants to win the wattys.... AND MAKE WATTPAD GREAT AGAIN. (With his small loan of a million dollars of course) highest known ranking: #140 in Humor