This book is not meant I offend anyone but I hope you enjoy I just want to lighten up your day

Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I give you all permission to use against people that probably deserve being taken down a notch! *Also, if people have any requests, feel free to message me and I'll probably get round to doing it like two or three months later :) I'll dedicate the chapter you requested to you as well :)*

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

"Watch where you’re going nerd!" Someone said knocking me down, while sending my books flying. I let out a sigh as I crouched down, collecting my books from the floor. Once I got up I saw the person who called me nerd a few seconds ago was standing in front of me wearing a smug expression. "What's wrong nerd? Cat got your tongue?" I looked around the hallway, noticing that we’ve drawn a crowd. "What are you mute?" I rolled my eyes as I began to walk away, only to be pulled back and slammed against the lockers. I heard a few gasps coming from our audience. He seemed like a jerk, and judging by what he had just done, I was right. However, he was extremely good looking I had to give him that, with dark brown hair seemed sticking out in all directions and dark brown eyes. "Listen nerd, I don't know who you think you are but no one walks away from me when I talk to them. Got it?" He hissed at me. I let out a chuckle. This guy was unbelievable. "You don't own me, so I suggest you let go of me before I do something that you will regret." I said in a bored tone. His brown eyes narrowed at me, as he let out what seems to be a forced out laugh. "Oh, so the nerd does talk." I heard a few people snickering as he let go of my arm. "I am going to let you go, nerd. But, trust me this isn't over." He whispered into my ear. * Alice "Ali" Montclair has a secret she's the daughter of the man who runs the country- The President. When her father dropped the news that he was going to run for president seven years ago. Alice was happy for her dad up until her whole life gets turned upside down. Fast forward seven years, Alice finally gets the chance to go to back to school and it wasn't any regular school it was high school. When she angers the schools bad boy, her life gets even more complicated. She starts to struggle with school, friends and above all being The President's Daughter. Cover Credits: @heysaleena Trailer Credits: @itsjustmejessica14

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Melody Fawkes is a nerd by day and Ace by night. Ace is the top female street racer however no one knows the face behind her mask. When new kid, Jace Ryder saves Ace, he finds out who she really is and tells everyone that their dating so she can teach him how to race without people getting suspicious. She wants to know why he's so desperate to learn though and starts plotting to find out his secrets. But when she starts getting bullied because she doesn't 'deserve' someone like Jace, she decides to make a comeback and show everyone the real her, the bad girl. But as she gets closer to Jace, does she begin to want their relationship to become reality or will she snap out of it before she drags him into her mess?

This is stuff I think is funny, intersting, or something i feel very strongly about. Please don't take offence. I'm not a mean person. If any thing does offend you, tell me, I'll change it. Some things may be mispelled and will be fix as soon as Lindy reads it!! Please read, you should laugh, and if you like/love JB skip to the 2nd chapter. Anyways please read, Thanks either way!!!!!! Thanks to: -KatieElizabethGrace, ChildOfWisdom, AthenaGray15, AdventurousOceans26, and GoddessOfTheDarkflame, all on FanFiction.net. - My crazy friends (you know who you are) -Some peoples on here( you also know.who you are) -A few apps i have -Jokideo.com

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her? ****** Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. [[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]] The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33) Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.

This is a book of jokes for us teenagers, if you don't like it don't read it! :) THANKS!