If you've ever wanted to see what REALLY happens at Castle Bleck on an average day, you're going to love this. A collection of short stories about Count Bleck and our favorite Five Bad Band: Nastasia, O'Chunks, Dimentio, Mr. L, and Mimi. Plus you never know who might make a guest appearance... Featuring lots of stupidity, not-so-brilliant schemes, and tons of parodies from an evilly dysfunctional 'family'. *Based off the original Nintendo title, Super Paper Mario. Most stories written by my sister, not me.*

I AM THE GREAT DIMENTIO! and so I arrive like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarden picnic

Some idiot gave the Mario gang phones. Not a good idea. But let's make the most of it and give you all the fails!

And this is where I rate the ships of the Mushroom Kingdom. Oh sweet Satan's ass...