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"James McGregor, CEO of McGregor industries, has passed away yesterday evening after a long battle with cancer. James McGregor, aged 63, was one of the-" Elizabeth shut the TV off, she couldn't bear to listen to this... She had been there when it happened, she did not need it to be repeated. Elizabeth Waverton had been Mr. McGregor's personal assistant for the last three years. During that time the two of them had gotten close. They became friends, as he was as a father to her. Ms. Waverton was seen by many as one of the best personal assistants that there was. Most didn't last long at the McGregor's, but Ms. Waverton did. She was known for making anything possible, having connections all over town and anywhere you can imagine. But now that her former boss and friend is dead the company will be taken over by James McGregor jr. the son of her boss. Elizabeth had never quite taken a liking to this man, but he however has taken an interest in her...

All Jade ever wanted was to meet the president's son. Two things that get her into trouble. Her mouth and her brain. What happened after she finally met with the President's son? Talking about the President's son When Jade finally met him, He was cold, yet Jade was close He was distant, yet Jade was near He never knew it was her. She never knew it was him. Because Gori was blind. But still, Jade could not let go Meeting with the President's son is a book encouraged to be read by all youths, mothers, parents, and everyone all around the world. We are in a society where it has become harder for youths to survive day by day, and because of that, they need guidance and support rather than being left alone. Meeting with the President's son is educative, informative, and Entertaining. Get ready for the awesome lessons packed in the book.

Still With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. In the third and final book of the "With Me" series, old and new dangers hide around every corner as Amelia and Aiden fight to stay above the drama that threatens to pull them under. ***** After surviving the impossible, all Amelia wants is a normal senior year with the love of her life by her side. But you can only run so far from the past. With painful secrets coming to light, dark truths being uncovered, and enemies attacking from all angles, normal is the last thing she and Aiden can count on. As the dangers they've been running from reach a crescendo, Amelia and Aiden's love is tested like never before. Love may not be easy, but they know some things are worth risking everything for. [[Word count: 60,000 - 70,000]] Cover designed by Laura Mensinga Book Three of the With Me series Content and trigger warning: This story contains violence and mentions rape and drug use

Yemisi is the definition of heartbreak, her husband leaves her for her friend, she is diagnosed of a fertility disease, she loses her best friend and is saddled with more responsibility. Olaniyi, complicated man, his wife leaves him when his father's business falters, he returns stronger and better but with a cold exterior. Watch them come together and beat all odds.

#1 in Suspence #4 In Action #5 In YoungAdult #44 In Romance Christofer Luca Santobello is Ruthless, merciless, inhumanly brutal and stone hearted. Being the Italian Mafia boss has it's own perk's like making people fear to even pronounce his name, or fall at his feet for mercy. The handsome Mafia Boss doesn't believe in love. But nor does she. Gabriella Marie Abandonato is in streets with her siblings. Running away from her past. She is one hell of a seductress. She was used to man falling under her feet. But no one knew the real her. The broken girl under the bad girl facade. Once she messes with the wrong crowd it leads her straight to Christofer himself. A bet. A promise. And they both start to play. But there would be only one winner. What will happen when they collide? Stealing motorcycles, running away from the police with the mafia boss. Midnight paintballing, confessions and adventures. Pain, drama, romance, violence, action. ............ ................ .............. The story is much better than the description, so don't let my bad description skill's stop you!

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"Everyone was willing to do all it takes to attend Crown School, but only the best scholar made it every year." My Days at Crown School tells the story of Suzy James. The girl who made it into the best school in Lagos. Out of all the things she expected Crown School would offer her, she never thought there was a secret admirer waiting to receive her, including friends who would change her life forever. THIS STORY IS NOW AVAILABLE IN PRINT FOR PRE-ORDER 👇 Link in my Wattpad Bio 🎉First runner up of African Writer Teen fiction.