So I came up with this story, pretty short, I guess?? So anyways.. Edd and Matt are just casually doing things together. Out of boredom and curiosity, Edd decides to ask Matt a few questions, like why Matt worships himself so much. Find out what happens in the story! A/N: I apologize if this turns out crappy, this is actually the first time I'm ever publishing a fanfiction. Anyways, enjoy. Also, I apologize in advance for my grammar and the words I use n' that yeah. Cover art is by me Recognize the art? If you do, heeeey, it's peach biscuits here!! So yeah whatev's Check out my instagram account: peach.biscuits OKAY OKAY I'LL STOP PROMOTING MYSELF NOW AHAHAHHA

Tom is a fucking idiot. Tord is too. What happens when they both want to die? I hate Dear Starboy and the TomTord ship, so here's my (improved) take on the tragic tale. Wonderful cover art by me (This is a parody of the popular Dear Starboy. Plot belongs to the original author. This is all meant to be taken as a joke, so don't get your panties in a twist.)

MATT