Hot Line | ✓

in which a guy calls a sex hotline just looking for a friend. ©iwearheelys, all rights reserved.

Shoot Me Now

Falling for your step dad's brother can never be good. Dotty isn't your average girl, she's quirky, crazy and completely random. Her life is turned upside down when her very good looking, 21 year old step uncle moves in. At first she can't stand him but eventually he starts to grow on her. Ash was intrigued by Dotty's...

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

Once Upon a Bathroom Stall

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer review...

And He Still Didn't Fire Me

"Your resume says your main achievement is... finishing a rubber before losing it because you are awesome." "Yep!" "Your personality type says you are... sassy, hot and cool (more than anyone here) at the same time because you are awesome? That's a challenge." He smirked as he raised his perfect eyebrow. I nodded dumb...