Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**

The marriage of Kenny McCormick and Butters Scotch is on the way. This is the day that Butters been waiting for. Nothing can possibly ruin it...right? ⚠️WARNINGS⚠️ •Possible bad grammar •Late on updates •BOY X BOY •Lots of sex and possibly violence Basically if you're a grammar naxi, DON'T READ! If you don't like late updates, DON'T READ! If you're homophobic or just don't like BL, DON'T READ!

The continuing story of the pimp and his brave boyfriend, running away from Colorado and into Missouri. Safe from Cartman, the police, and hurtful eyes. Or at least they think they are. Will Cartman kill Butters like he planned, or will Cartman get what he deserves? ⚠️WARNINGS⚠️ •Possible bad grammar •Late on updates •BOY X BOY •Lots of sex and possibly violence Basically if you're a grammar naxi, DON'T READ! If you don't like late updates, DON'T READ! If you're homophobic or just don't like BL, DON'T READ!

Ever had that kid in the back of the classroom that nobody liked or seemed to acknowledge because they were so different? Tweek Tweak was one of those kids. The nobody. The 'spaz'. He seemed to have earned that label at every school he had attended due to his constant twitching and random outbursts. But Tweek couldn't help the way he was. After all, nobody would ask to have anxiety as bad as Tweek had it. But unfortunately for Tweek, people fail to see beyond his flaws and just see helpless a freak. When the Tweak residence moves from Denver to South Park, Tweek isn't all too thrilled to be there but little does the anxious blond know that this town will hold his greatest, most treasured memories. Published: January 16th 2018 Update schedule: Two chapters a week.

A bully and a victim? A hero and a bystander? Tweek Tweak a seventeen year old and Craig Tucker also a seventeen year old were once friends but something changes, but after a long while they're well find out. WARNING: BULLYING FOUL LANGUAGE DEPRESSING THINGS BOYXBOY LOVE (If you don't like it then don't read it) DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SOUTH PARK OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS.

Moving to a new town was no big deal for Y/n L/n. She and her sister Cassandra did it constantly. It was tough keeping up with that schedule, considering her... profession. Secretly, Y/n was the infamous masked robber V/n, and no one but Cassandra (AKA her partner in crime, Virus,) knew it. Being V/n meant always expecting the unexpected, but nothing could ever have prepared her for the quaint mountain town of South Park. Firstly, she wasn't expecting there to be SUPERHEROES there. And she sure as hell had no plan on falling in love with one. NOTE: Cover art does not belong to me. All artwork is credited to their original creators!