A compilation of Hermitcraft oneshots! I'll update whenever inspiration hits, so buckle up boys. All art (if there is any) is mine! Quick note, all of these stories are strictly platonic! I write them like best friends, so there will be intimate moments, but that's what real friends do! (Particularly if they're Rendog) [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]

***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained professionals. If you would like to do a similar book to this, please PM me and I'll check it out! But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me credit because I don't want any confusion! That's right. NO STEALY STEALY STALKERS. All of these spoofs I worked very hard on, and would appreciate it if there would be NO MORE COPIERS! I have already had too much of that. I THANK ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK SUCH A SUCCESS!!

LEMONZ.!!