Dipper, a 19 year old boy..... Has a heck of a boring life. His twin sister Mable gets all the praise and admiration, in fact she will run their Grunkles Tavern next. While dipper, he rots in the corner. That all changes once he finds a cave, lost to legends and folklore, in it lies a man of great power..... and Pick up lines. Dipper gets feed up fast. Takes place in Medival Times!! just so you know!! Best rankings: #13 in BillDip out of 3.6K stories I don't own cover art or any art in this book!! Sequel is out!!!

"It was at the beginning of summer 1732 however, that Captain Pines overheard the Tent of Telepathy's deck cadet rant about lost treasure in Mindscape Bay. The boy talked and talked and honestly, Pines had long since tuned him out – lost treasure, yeah right! But when he heard the word 'siren' being spoken, he immediately perked up. When pressed, the boy, a snot-nosed little brat in Stan's humble opinion, started to wax a grand tale about beautiful mermaids, gold beyond imagination and close calls with death. The Captain promptly told him to shut up. He walked out of the inn that night with a new expedition in mind and a smile on his face." AKA the merman!AU nobody asked for, wherein Bill is a siren, everybody else is a pirate and Dipper is somehow (maybe) magical. (Can also be found on AO3) Cover art by maplespyderart

Bill Cipher was the most mysterious pirate that sailed the seas. No one know his past. No one knew where he came from, he had just arrived one day. He knew the sea better then any other pirate. Every nook, every crany. He knew it all. But yet he longed for something that had been taken from him. Dipper was a siren. Not a normal one. He was an outcast at his home. An orphaned siren was about as good as a cup to the other sirens. Dipper only had one thing from his parents, a singing voice that could drive even a siren to insanity. Which is why he never sang around anyone. Never.

The two brunettes went off to college in a large city called Gravity Falls. One of them is excited while the other one doesn't give a flying fuck. The two brunettes go for their morning coffee and something happens when a cute innocent brunette meets a certain barista. Seeing and making friends they all bond over a cup of coffee while talking about random things. This all starts with a simple. "Good morning what can I get you sunshine?"

M-My name is Dipper Pines, I have dark powers. I'm sick as well. I'm attending this school meant for people that own powers. Vilians start to attack our school and are trying to capture someone. I don't know who and why. They really wanted someone and I'm afraid it's Mabel. She's really strong. I have to take these small pills everyday, so I won't become sicker. Everyday is a struggle for me because of this. People think I'm evil, but I don't mind. I don't mind at all. I also have anxiety..... I'm sick of this sickness I have. It can never go away. That's what I've heard so far. I just wish that someone can save me before its too late. "Just don't make me hurt him... " (Based on a certain anime! Boku no hero)

Mabel Pines and Dipper Pines has been expected to a very private high school due to their talents. Everyone has heard about this school, but no one has ever gotten expected. They don't know the truth about this little school that is well-known for its arts. Mabel is a fashion designer and that's her gift because she can turn anything into a good look. Dipper has two gifts but doesn't like to show them off. He's a excellent singer and he is the only one that can talk to monsters. Dipper and Mabel are surprisingly the only humans there. The rest are creatures. Mabel And Dipper meet new friends, new enemies and find surprising lovers. The school that shows talent, the school that teaches you how to survive. Welcome to Gravity Falls Talent Arts or G.F.T.A

For centuries people have believed in gods for certain things. They aren't perfect with their skills, so, they learn at a very young age. High school for Gods, goddess, and other creatures from that realm. Dipper and Mabel were transferred to Gravity Falls to go to the school there. Stan and Ford were taking care of the two. Dipper God of the Stars, while Mabel goddess of everything or mainly the emotion of joy/happiness. Bill is the God of the Sun and his brother is the God of the Moon. They're highly respected because of their nature or athleticness in the school. What happens when the sun meets a star? Can things end up good or bad?

A virus is was what caused our world to break, what caused the good to become the bad. Kids were being hunted down and captured for this gift that was given to them by that virus. It's been seven years. Parents tried to hide them, but they got killed and took the gifted. No child was safe, from five year olds to basically eighteen. It's the apocalypse for us. You can't trust adults. We don't know why they want from us, but I'm willing to do anything to protect my her. Some gifts are stronger than others, some are weaker than others, some are out of their own control. We don't know why the military wants us but, their not getting us. I'll avenge my mom and dad, they'll rest in peace. I'll protect anyone that needs protecting, I'll avenge every live that was lost.

(Everyone listen, I've decided to remake my original book. I decided that because I think I could do a lot better with this book. This book will still have the same plot as before, this book may be a bit longer then the original. The covers of the books are different because I couldn't find the original one I used. So let's get onto the real description.) Dipper hasn't had the best childhood. . . He never had an ordinary childhood at all. . . In the 19 century there was an outbreak of a special virus. This virus wasn't dangerous because he helped people. Slowly children started to gain a special gift. It was rare for people to get this gift that everyone wanted. They had powers beyond their dreams! Soon enough during the 19 century Mafias became something big. Dipper and Mable's parents passed away when they were five. There uncles left them at the age of twelve when they left on a trip. Now there 17 and still living because of Dipper became a shop keeper and a thief. Mable never knew that Dipper started to steal stuff to survive in this world. Everyone Loved Dipper because he was so helpful to them. What they didn't realized is that Dipper had been stealing there money and jewels this whole time. Dipper uses his shop keeper job as a cover up this whole time. There the second highest gang in Gravity Falls called "Demons.". The leader of the group is Bill cipher. His gang members are William(Will) cipher, Star, Andrew and Lady widow. The Demons were like family. Bill and Will helped them when they needed it the most and now they were family. They all have The Gift that everyone wanted. The highest Gang of them all is a young man that doesn't have a team. He's a solo man. No one's ever meant him in person before, but one little lady. When Dipper meets Bill something changes in the leader. Something that can effect his team that he calls family. Or Something that can effect his life forever.

"Bill. . ." Tears up "I've missed you" "P-P-Pinetree?" *hugs pinetree tight* "Me too" he whispered When Dipper and Mable are 18 they visit Gravity falls again after so long. Dipper has been so lost after the whole weridmageddon thing. . . Dipper slowly realized that he missed a certain Dream demon after all these years. . . Dipper and Mable are running the mystery shack after Soos left. Grunkle Stan and Ford hasn't returned from their adventure, but soon they'll return to see the change. . . Dipper slowly brings Bill back in his life with Mable. . Would Mable be happy with Bill after so long? Will Dipper regret his actions? Will Stan and Ford be happy with this change? Will Mable ship it !?!?! *no one will die in this book* *The show or characters don't belong to me* *bad language*