Ask Craig and his non-friends anything you want! He will answer every single question with 100% honesty Signed: Clyde

Because wattpad says 200 parts is too many. Bullshit. From now on, questions are answered here. -Craig

BOOK THREE IN A MELANIE MARTINEZ THEMED SERIES 'Blood still stains when the sheets are washed. Sex don't sleep when the lights are off. Kids are still depressed when you dress them up, and syrup is still syrup in a Sippy Cup.' COVER DRAWN BY @Tokimasu

"You mean Tweek? He's annoying," it was a lie, I could never think of Tweek as annoying, but at the time I just wanted to be accepted as a decent human being. Someone people would want to be around, "The only reason I hang out with him anymore is because of the free coffee. He's a freak, really."

Theres a new girl in south park and shes turning the town uppside down!!!!!11 shee's harbouring a secret! no, shes not gay but shes a neko?!?!?!?!?!?????! she hides her deformities, attending south park high school and ultimately falling for the infamous CRaig Tucker will their love blossom like a sakura tree in spring? read to find out!