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Luke Hemmings was taken into foster care after his mother decided enough was enough. Enough of the bullying, of the fights, of the attitude, enough of her boyfriend abusing him because of being gay. Just enough. They'd drove for hours until they finally reached Perth. There Luke was taken into a home of a husband and wife and three other boys who were like him. They get along fine, but Luke gets along with one boy better than the rest. Will this make his current situation worse, or better?

Preferences for 5 Seconds of Summer. Written by calnifornia.

On Wednesdays we wear plaid.

May had recentely moved from her home in England to sunny Sydney, Australia. She hated the thought of moving, but little did she know, that her move could be perked up by a group called 5 Seconds Of Summer! Will May fall for one of the band, or end up heartbroken?

COMPLETED | "But it tears me up inside because she doesn't even know I exist."

The world has turned black, turned to shit, after two attacks by the Fireflies. About 5 years later they're still trying to find a cure to this cordyceps fungus, or a mushroom. There's infected nearly every where, everyones tired, just exhausted. Buildings fell down, there's nature everywhere, and not so much food to live on. It's sad, because just 5 years ago, Ashton Irwin was touring the world with his bandmembers,for they're fans, But they're goddamn sure that they didn't survive the shithole, sadly, and Michael and Calum wondered off somewhere on they're own, and Luke dissappeared right after the outbreak. But you can come along way with a shotgun and a rifle if you only chose to make your shot's count, can't you? But when Luke get's bitten, in queen Fireflies hand, will Luke become the cure for mankind?

I literally did this when I was 13, plz don't judge me. I still did this for y'alls entertainment though so, enjoy the cringe. :D warning: viewer discretion advised.