Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

These are not made by me. All rights go to the people who made them. I just stumbled upon these on the internet. **WARNING: some texts may include rude language or sexual content that some may find offensive. if you find these offensive dont read it.**

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

What exactly is a Wattpad Moment? And why is there a book called "The Book of Wattpad Moments?!!" That's what they all say at first, and then the next thing you know, they're hooked. They can't get enough Wattpad Moments. And you know what? That'll be you, hungry.... thirsty... for more Wattpad Moments. Oh, and if you still don't know what a Wattpad Moment is, then open up "The Book of Wattpad Moments." But I must warn you, it's like a drug... a very addicting drug. That Wattpad Moment was first posted on Instagram, and I've gotton so much great feedback. Therefore, I decided "Hey, I should make a Wattpad Moment book." So here I am. The Instagram account is @thatwattpadmoment if you'd like to follow it. Have a Wattpad Moment that you'd like to see here? Message me it and maybe you will! NOTE: PLEASE DON'T STEAL ANY WATTPAD MOMENTS FROM MY BOOK WITHOUT ASKING #13 in Short Story (8-7-14) #7 in Non-Fiction (5-15-14) #87 in Humor (6-18-14)

Funny appropriate jokes and texts. Some are mine some are not!