The stories of a group of girls and a couple of boys and one or two "theys" on a Minecraft server named after a meme and a pun of a very famous SMP. We have many crazy builders, a secret society and a cult, and two hacked alter egos that we've welcomed with open arms. What can do wrong now? Please not that most of these will probably be from my POV, or at least I'll be in there somehow, seeing as these are more personal stories based off my experiences on the server.

Exactly what it says on the tin. No more, no less. Oh, and platonic ships only. I'll just post stuff here occasionally. Cover by moi.

In this AU, the population is split into two halves. Humans and Hybrids. Long ago, a curse was placed upon a lake, far from human touch for centuries. But as humans explored and expanded out, it was discovered. The water appeared pure and clean. The humans were greedy and quickly started to bottle it and sell it into the towns. But they quickly discovered they had done a great wrong. People in the town started to transform into half beast. Dogs, cats, rabbits, snakes, cows, sheep, whatever you could think of. Soon they discovered it wasn't just their average animals. But dragons, fairies, werewolves, saytars, merpeople, and more mythical creatures. Some humans decided to hunt the hybrids down for many different reasons. To sell, to gain something they had, or just to terminate. But now, Hybrids are reemerging after centuries of hiding. The hunters having all disappeared for a long time now. But with their reappearance, it brings old enemies back from the grave as well...

Woooooo

Hermitcraft Animal!AU After the events of the first book; everyone is back to normal. Or at least they thought they were. Now everyone is learning to deal with their new "curse" as some call it while Evil Xisuma struggles to figure out his next move. That struggle doesn't last long however when he stumbles across something in the woods... Art by SeerofDreams

(I was originally planning on putting this in with the Evo shots just so they'd be in one place, but my OCD and receiving a good cover convinced me otherwise.) A collection of short stories from The Hermitcraft Server. I know the tag list may be daunting, but I have a basic summary of everyone on there. You may have to type the link manually, but it should help if you feel confused. https://www.metafilter.com/175477/Whats-the-collective-noun-for-hermits

-If y'all are waiting for a update I'm afraid you'll have to wait- Things have been weird for a while now And Grian hasn't been acting normal lately, is it because of evil xisuma? Poultry man? Or something more. :Note everyone is living in Minecraft and no respawning I also can't remember who is in hermitcraft so help me please:

A compilation of Hermitcraft oneshots! I'll update whenever inspiration hits, so buckle up boys. All art (if there is any) is mine! Quick note, all of these stories are strictly platonic! I write them like best friends, so there will be intimate moments, but that's what real friends do! (Particularly if they're Rendog) [No longer posting here, moved to Ao3]

Hermitcraft Animal!AU When the Hermitcraft server suddenly is affected by a strange potion in the air, the Hermits all wake up as animals! Who did this and why? Will they be able to reverse it? Picture by @poweraph AU by me!

There are exactly three things I know. 1. My name is Grian. 2. I am a part of the Hermitcraft server 3. Everything else is a mystery Something inside of me says that the key to unlocking my memories is outside of this notchforsaken server, but it's hard to do that when the hub portals are locked from the outside. I don't know anyone on this server, and no one seems to know me either. Trust will be hard to come by, but I think that if we work together, we may be able to get out of here.