Shortcake
24 stories
Roots by xFakingaSmilex
xFakingaSmilex
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While falling in love with a drug kingpin, Tikera must prove she can survive in his dangerous world - and convince him their relationship is worth fighting for. ***** After dropping out of university and setting her sights on traveling to Europe, twenty-three-year-old Tikera Copeland is desperate for a job. So when she innocently applies for a gardening position and immediately gets hired, she's shocked to discover that her "real" job will be tending to a bunker full of thriving, (definitely) illegal weed plants. Intrigued by this world she knows nothing about, Tikera agrees to stay, but her growing feelings for "The Boss" -- the mysterious drug kingpin who owns and grows the plants -- quickly complicate things. He's falling for her too (and she knows it, even if he won't admit it), but breaking through his icy exterior won't be easy. And with thieves, vengeful hitmen, and rival kingpins threatening them at every turn, will they even survive long enough to find their happily ever after? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]
Bitch Quotes  by EmotionalMisfit
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This book is filled with hilarious,nasty,slaying,and mean bitch quotes. Because we all have a little bitch inside of us. Rated M. For foul language. All photos of the quotes credit is from the web.
 Best Pick Up Lines ✔ by Be_your_own_kind
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In this book you all will come across the most hilarious and corniest pickup line of all times that you don't wanna miss.
50 things to do when youre bored in class by disgurlisfrance
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read the story I promise you others can relate!
Sarcasm Only by darkpoetesssbackup
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Learn how to be sarcastic. You'll find all sarcastic quotes here.
Funny Texts by AlexisRenee11
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All of these I found on the Internet and found really hilarious. If you want some comedy read this. Maybe you can try it on other people. Completed. Made on 10/10/17. Completed 10/16/18
Funnies 2 by cuteanimefreak777
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★FULL OF FUNNIES★
∞ Jokes by TheLadyandTheFox
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Funny texts book two! Unlimited jokes, texts and quotes!
Comebacks and Insults by CalmDownDirectioners
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Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.
These Stories by 2A00D4
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This is just a compilation of short stories i had to write in school. I am really proud of these and decided i wanted to share them because why not. Hope it brightens your world of imagination.