I'm just f**king around on here lads. Honestly this book is a complete mess, there's a lot of random stuff and there's pretty much zero consistency. Some unnecessary life updates and little bits and pieces about anything else. Memes too. The write quality progresses yet somehow regresses at the same time which, lets be real, is a pretty impressive feat. I SWEAR OKAY. IT'S NOT KINKY STUFF. I JUST SAY F**K A LOT, LADS. THAT'S WHY I RATED IT "MATURE" Upon further consideration I don't actually swear that much. There's still no kinky stuff, so sorry xoxo. I started writing this in 2017 (or maybe even earlier) and over the past 5 years I've grown a lot. I just wonder if seeing me grow through this is as interesting to anyone else as I find it.