"Stop fucking following me, it's starting to get weird" I yell turning around to look at him. "Now shouldn't a good country girl like you be nice" he smiled patting my head. "Get away from me" I growl. "I'm just trying to walk home" he laughed. "I have a shotgun, and I'll use it" I shot back. "I have a shotgun too want to see it" he smirked unzipping his paints. "Ew you creep" I push him and take off running down the dirt road dust and dirt flying up as my feet hit the ground. "You can't out run me" he laughed. "That's why you're all the way back there city boy"

[Highest Ranks: #1 in hotline, and #11 in Short story] "Do you really want to know my name" " Yes tell me" " DO YOU REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW?" "YESS" " YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW!" " YESS TELL ME GODDAMMIT!" " MY NAME IS..." " WHAT?" " THE NAMES BOND, JAMES BOND" --- Sitting around in an office chair working part time wasn't really Lucys cup of tea and being home alone wasn't really the same either for Mark when you have an idiot for a roommate, but who knew things would get a little livelier when you mix: One fateful phone call Two amazingly sarcastic dorks And a whole lot of puns. You might just want to buckle up your seatbelts for the sarcastic duo coming your way.

"You seem familiar," He wondered out, looking completely confused. "Have I fucked you before? I'm sorry for not calling you back. I don't do commitments but if you'd like we could g-" He didn't even had the chance to continue because my fist met him halfway and suprise surprise, he went unconscious before falling to the ground. And that, my friend, is how you greet your missing ex bestfriend of two years whom you have feelings with before. {TOP RANK: #3 in TEENHUMOR} - 12/24/18 THIS BOOK IS ON HOLD - PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK OF A CLIFFHANGER.

Nicole Evers' parents unexpectedly leave for a "business trip" leaving Nicole all alone, but her parents decide its best for Nicole to stay at the Vance's house while they leave for an unknown amount of time. Without saying goodbye they leave her at their front door only to come face to face with the schools Bad Boy and her worst nightmare, Jake Vance. With Nicole being a shy and quiet girl, who is unable to stand up for herself due to her past, Jake walks all over her. What happens when their paths cross? Will Nicole make it out alive? What will Jake do? Will he start to understand her? Will Jake develop feelings for Nicole? Will Nicole fall for Jake, the bad boy? Find out in Operation: Stay Alive.

Last year, Ella Grace was beaten half to death by her sister and her friends, while her brother watched. Her two siblings went onto a summer trip, leaving her behind. She took that time to change herself, to lose the weight, to clear the acne, to look "perfect" in her eyes. Blake Zane is the bad boy but he's not your typical bad boy, since he's also the captain of the football team and the bestfriend to the bestfriend to Ella's older brother. He's a bad influence yes, but he's had his eye on Ella for a while now. Now that Ella has completely changed, what's going to happen? Will Ella and Blake become that "typical cliche" couple? What's going to happen when her older siblings come back from their vacation and find out she tried to kill herself and that she's changed? ***NEEDS HEAVY EDITING*** ***FAST PACED*** #1 in Twins - August 26th, 2018 #5 in Teen - May 21st, 2019 #5 in Watty2018 - August 27th, 2018 #6 in Badboy - August 27th, 2018 #7 in Highschool - August 27th, 2018 Cover made by Haley Horror, thank you birdie.