"It doesn't have to be for real, we can just pretend."

"long story short, i hated calum hood." (cover by elle)

it was only supposed to be a joke. (cover by elle) [fanfiction #39]

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]

dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

"My name is Calum Hood. I have a secret. I am the Mafia don's son, and my mission? To eliminate the president's daughter--Mia Roux."

in which a boy and a girl meet in the hospital, where they feel farthest from home. but they soon find home in each other.

"All things fade, don't they?" Sequel to the Calum Hood Fan Fiction "Pretending"

Calum believes that he's got everything a guy could ever wish for: popularity, a band with his best friends, and pretty girls in his high school swooning over him. He always thinks that whatever Calum wants, Calum gets. But of course, nothing stays the same. It all started when a girl named Kristen bumped and crashed into his life and asked him to pretend as her boyfriend for a month. Calum knew it would be nothing but a stupid deal until that stupid little thing started changing every single thing about what he always believes in. He woke up one day realizing three things. One, not everything he believed in is always true. Two, he knew something in his life was missing. And lastly... He's sure as hell that he's not pretending anymore. * Published: September 2013 Completed: March 2014 Status: Major Editing

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."