This is basically just a big jumble of short stories set in the Vocaloid's mansion. It started off as something I wrote for a friend to make her laugh, but then I was convinced to continue it. Also, most of these are inspired by real events. So, yeah. If I were to give this story an actual description, it'd go something like this: The Vocaloid Mansion is a place where anything can happen. Well, almost anything. This is a story that allows you to see the laughter, love, anger, and surprises that the Vocaloids experience on a daily basis. Yeah, lame summary/description, I know.

A random story me and my friend made. Ch:"A gay ass boy named Jeremy. Sorry to all the Jeremy's out there that are straight but Jeremy is gay. He got that big self-esteem, he confident! His boyfriend, the jock, his name is uh. Not James, that's gross. His name is uh, Peter. Sorry to all the Peter's but now it's a gay name! So no one likes Peter right? He's a asshole. He cheats on his boyfriend, Jeremy, WITH HIS SISTER." Sam:"Wait-what. His sister? As in, Peter has sex with his sister?" Ch:"Yeah his sister. He had a thing for his sister since he was 5." Sam: "What the actual fuck." Ch: "Alright so, back to the description. So he's cheating on Jeremy with his sister. And his sister is pregnant!" Sam: *Smh* Ch: "Then he had a threesome with his parents." Sam: *bursts out into laughter.* Ch: "So now Jeremy is depressed." Sam: "F" Ch: "Jeremy moves away to, what's a gay place?" Sam: "California?" Ch: "Yeah, California. And he meets the love of his life. The end."

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

I don't own the characters or you I do however own the plot. Purely fan based. Some one shots contain mention of self harm, suggestive subjects, and mildly graphic details.... don't like...don't read

Okay, let's face it: Your best friend Alfred was the most adorable guy maybe to ever happen. He's completely oblivious to the fact you like him, just like everyone else. Not only that, you were also polar opposites. He was outgoing, loud, and happy so much. And you, well, the opposite. Quiet, introverted, and never letting your emotions show. Most people wondered how you could possibly even be friends. Actually, most people didn't know you, due to your shy behavior. You were just that girl that Alfred seemed to hang out with. But to Alfred, you're much more.

~Trigger warnings~ High school au //slow updates// UNDER HUGE EDITING// lol //

Every poem from DDLC starting from Day Two( as that's where the poems start in the game), all the way to every Special Poem in order.